merusi@pwa-b.UUCP (Don Merusi) (11/05/85)
Looking for any kind of poetry for the holidays, Thanksgiving, Xmas and New Years ...
dan@mgweed.UUCP (Daniel Gray) (11/08/85)
[ snug as a bug in a program ] Thanksgiving Poem: (partial) The goops they lick their fingers. The goops they lick their knives. They spill their broth on the tablecloth. They lead disgusting lives. The goops they talk while eating, And loud and fast they chew That's why I'm glad I'm not a goop -- Are you?
canopus@amdahl.UUCP (Alpha Carinae) (11/12/85)
A Christmas Note...
I'm sending this note to remind you,
That taxes have taken away,
The things that I've found essential,
My reindeer, my workshop, my sleigh.
I now make my rounds on a donkey,
He's old and crippled and slow,
So you'll know if you don't see me Christmas,
I'm out on my ass in the snow.
---H. Bug
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Frank Dibbell (408-746-6493) ...!{ihnp4,cbosgd,sun}!amdahl!canopus
Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA [This is the obligatory disclaimer..]fonceca@kcl-cs.UUCP (ZNAC463) (11/12/85)
<Munch, Munch, Gobble, Chew...................> Help......... Does anyone out there in Network land know how to drive an IBM kbd (This is England.... we drive on the left). It has a 20 way connector on the back (unlike the pc's which has less than 8) I would appreciate it if anyone could supply any relevent info. Thanks. --Simon-- "Reality is an illusion created by a deranged imagination" ".knilb eht no si ytilaer ,sesnes ruoy tsujda ton oD" "Don't bother flaming me, I've got asbestos underwear"
paulh@tektronix.UUCP (Paul Hoefling) (11/14/85)
> Looking for any kind of poetry for the holidays, Thanksgiving, Xmas and > New Years ... Here's one the was posted about 2 years ago, but I think I bears repeating: (I've long since lost the original poster's name, so if you posted this, step forward and take credit for it...) T WAS THENI GHTBEFO RECHRISTM A SWHENAL L THR OUGHT HEH OUSEN OTA CREAT UREWASS T IRRINGN OTEVENAMO USETHESTO C KINGSWE R EHUNGBY T HEC HIMNE YWI THCAR EIN HOPES THA TSAIN TNI CHOLA SSOONWO U LDBETHE R ETHECHI LDRENWERE NESTLEDAL LSNUGINTH E IRBEDSW H ILEVISI O NSOFSUG A RPL UMSDA NCE DINTH EIR HEADS AND MAMMA INH ERKER CHI EFAND IIN MYCAP HADJUST S ETTLEDD O WNFORAL O NGWINTE RSNAPWHEN OUTONTHEL AWNTHEREA ROSESUCHA C LATTERI S PRANGFR O MMYBEDT O SEEWHAT W AST HEMAT TER AWAYT OTH EWIND OWI FLEWL IKE AFLAS HTO REOPE NTH ESHUT TER SANDT HRE WUPTH ESASHTH M OONONTH E BREASTO F THENEWF A LLENSNO WGAVEALUS TEROFMIDD AYTOOBJEC TSBELOWWH ENWHATTOM Y WONDERI N GEYESSH O ULDAPPE A RBUTAMI N IATURES L EIG HANDE IGH TTINY REI NDEER WIT HALIT TLE OLDDR IVE RSOLI VEL YANDQ UIC KIKNE WIN AMOME NTI TMUST BES AINTN ICKMORE R APIDTHA N EAGLESH I SCOURSE R STHEYCA M EANDHEW HISTLEDAN DSHOUTEDA NDCALLEDT HEMBYNAME NOWDASHER NOWDANCER N OWPRANC E RANDVIX E NONCOME T ONCUPID O NDONNER A NDBLITZ E NTO THETO POF THEPO RCH TOTHE TOP OFTHE WAL LNOWD ASH AWAYD ASH AWAYD ASH AWAYA LLA SDRYL EAV ESTHA TBE FORET HEW ILDHU RRI CANEF LYWHENT H EYMEETW I THANOBS T ACLEMOU N TTOTHES K YSOUPTO T HEHOUSE TOPTHECOU RSERSTHEY FLEWWITHA SLEIGHFUL LOFTOYSAN DSTNICHOL ASTOOANDT H ENINATW I NKLEIHE A RDONTHE R OOFTHEP R ANCINGA N DPAWING O FEACHLI T TLE HOOFA SID REWIN MYH EADAN DWA STURN ING AROUN DDO WNTHE CHI MNEYS TNI CHOLA SCA MEWIT HAB OUNDH EWA SDRES SED ALLIN FUR FROMH ISH EADTO HIS FOOTA NDHISCL O THESWER E ALLTARN I SHEDWIT H ASHESAN D SOOTABU N DLEOFTO Y SHEHADF LUNGONHIS BACKANDHE LOOKEDLIK EAPEDDLER JUSTOPENI NGHISPACK HISEYESHO WTHEYTWIN K LEDHISD I MPLESHO W MERRYHI S CHEEKSW E RELIKER O SESHISN O SELIKEA C HERRYHI S DRO LLLIT TLE MOUTH WAS DRAWN UPL IKEAB OWA NDTHE BEA RDONH ISC HINWA SAS WHITE AST HESNO WTH ESTUM POF APIPE HEH ELDTI GHT INHIS TEE THAND THE SMOKE ITE NCIRC LED HISHE ADLIKEA W REATHHE H ADABROA D FACEAND A LITTLER O UNDBELL Y THATSHO O KWHENHE L AUGHEDL IKEABOWLF ULLOFJELL YHEWASCHU BBYANDPLU MPARIGHTJ OLLYOLDEL FANDILAUG HEDWHENIS AWHIMINSP I TEOFMYS E LFAWINK O FHISEYE A NDATWIS T OFHISHE A DSOONGA V EMETOKN O WIHADNO T HINGTOD R EAD HESPO KEN OTAWO RDB UTWEN TST RAIGH TTO HISWO RKA NDFIL LED ALLTH EST OCKIN GST HENTU RNE DWITH AJE RKAND LAY INGHI SFI NGERA SID EOFHI SNO SEAND GIV INGAN ODU PTHEC HIM NEYHE ROS EHESP RANGTOH I SSLEIGH T OHISTEA M GAVEAWH I STLEAND A WAYTHEY A LLFLEWL I KETHEDO W NONATHI S TLEBUTI HEARDHIME XCLAIMASH EDROVEOUT OFSIGHTHA PPYCHRIST MASTOALLA NDTOALLAG OODNIGHTP OEMBYCLEM ENTCMOORE 1822 1984 THIS MOST FAM OUS YU LE PO EM OBSE RVES THIS XMAS ITS 162ND ANNIVERSARY -- Paul Hoefling Information Pack Rat uucp: {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,ucbvax,zehntel}!tektronix!paulh
twb@hoqam.UUCP (BEATTIE) (11/15/85)
> Looking for any kind of poetry for the holidays, Thanksgiving, Xmas and > New Years ... Here is an interesting item, I don't know whence it came. Tom. better !pout !cry better watchout lpr why santa claus <north_pole >town cat /etc/passwd >list ncheck list ncheck list cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist cat list | grep nice >giftlist santa claus <north_pole > town who | grep sleeping who | grep awake who | egrep bad|good for (goodness sake) { be good }