eric (06/23/82)
To appriciate these, you have to know that our computer complex just implemented password aging, at the command of a supervisor named Don Carter. they are good. There once was a young man named Carter Who said "Let's make breaking in harder" So now it's the rage To make passwords age; I think I'll make mine "et2,carter" Of course, we'll exact restitution: We'll eliminate password pollution! To eliminate schlock, We'll change Carter's lock, To the whole damn U.S. Constitution! Passwords grow older, forsooth And the checker is rather uncouth. Password rejuvenation Requires the location Of the old password fountain of youth! -jmc With all of this aging of passwords, These certainly won't be my last words. Now, after my login I scratch on my noggin, And enter the damn thing back-asswards. -jmc On his death bed a password named #$%^&*()+ said to his successor @$%^&*()+, "If a fellow named don dares try to log on, just tell him to go to !$%^&*()+!!!". -jmc If you now try to log in as "doc", you'll agree password aging's a crock. If you don't believe me, just you wait and see. Go ahead, try to use "solidoc"! -doc The following is an attempt to explain the previous one: If you use a login generic, You may find you've cause for despairic! If you aren't the first You'll find that you're cursed With a password that's gone geriatric!!!!! THAT is a real potential problem, folks... -ech KEEP THOSE CARDS AND LETTERS COMIN!