dbk@fbog.UUCP (Dave B. Kinzer @ Price Rd. GEG) (12/03/88)
[Warning: The Sturgeon General has found that reading the following may
cause serious injury to your sense of humor]
* * * David Kinzer Freely Reuseable Amiga Animal Acronyms * * *
RATS - Really Awesome Technical Support
COWS - Commodore Overtime Working Stiffs
TIGERS - Totally Intense Guru Eradicating Reaction Squad
MICE - Master Intellect Computer Enginereers
RABBITS - Running After Bad Bytes In The Software
HOGS - Hardware Of Great Speed / Hackers Of Great Software
BIRDS - Best In Real Developer Support
SHEEP - Super Hackers Eradicating Erronious Programs
FISH - Sorry, taken. (Hi Fred!) (Would have been First In Superior Hardware)
DUCKS - Dreaming Up Completely Killer Software
GEESE - Giving Enthusiastic Educators Superior Electronics
FROGS - Fast Reaction Omnipotent Guru Stompers
OTTERS - Official Technical Trainers Educating Regressive Simpletons (like me)
SEALS - Super Efficient Amiga Loving Seers
HORSES - Hardware Oriented Really Super Enthusiest Support
PONYS - Putting Out Next Year's Systems
LIONS - Little Icons Only, No Software
BEARS - Beautifully Elegant And Robust Software
MONKEYS - Mocking Other Nasty Kernals Emasculating Yonder Systems
PENGUINS - Putting Every Nasty Guru Upset Into Null Swiftly
RACOONS - Reading Amazing Computing Only On Night Shifts
SLOTHS - Superior Logic On The Hardware Side
GULLS - Guru Understudys Learning Lasting Skills
HAMSTERS - Hopeless Amiga Maniacs Seeking Technical Education Real Soon
IGUANAS - Into Giving Users And Novices Awesome Support
SKUNKS - Swift Kernal Understanding Needed Kind Sirs
These add to the previously seen:
CATS - Commodore Amiga Technical Support (Not Freely Reuseable)
DOGS - Developers Of Great Software (Probably not)
GOATS - Gladly Offering All Their Support (If you must)
GERBILS - Gladly Educating Real Beginners In Latest Software (Maybe)
LAMBS - Learning Amiga Merit Badge System (An Idea Who's Time Has Come)
Enjoy!
| // You've heard of CATS and DOGS, I'm from GOATS, Dave Kinzer |
| // Gladly Offering All Their Support! noao!nud!fbog!dbk |
| \X/ "My employer's machine, my opinion." (602) 897-3085 |dbk@fbog.UUCP (Dave B. Kinzer @ Price Rd. GEG) (12/03/88)
FREELY 'REUSABLE' (you get what you pay for) That's keyboard bounce for 'Engineers' (I know, I are one) 'Erroneous' like my spelling. 'Enthusiast' as in spelling police. 'RACCOONS' - Reading Amazing Computing Columns Only On Night Shifts. If I missed any I don't want to here about it. | // You've heard of CATS and DOGS, I'm from GOATS, Dave Kinzer | | // Gladly Offering All Their Support! noao!nud!fbog!dbk | | \X/ "My employer's machine, my opinion." (602) 897-3085 |
peter@sugar.uu.net (Peter da Silva) (12/04/88)
WOLVES -- Doesn't stand for anything. -- Peter da Silva `-_-' peter@sugar.uu.net Have you hugged U your wolf today? Disclaimer: My typos are my own damn busines#!rne
adam@cbmvax.UUCP (Adam Levin CATS) (12/05/88)
article <1584@fbog.UUCP> dbk@fbog.UUCP (Dave B. Kinzer @ Price Rd. GEG) writes: > ... Preparatory stuff deleted > >RATS - Really Awesome Technical Support >COWS - Commodore Overtime Working Stiffs >TIGERS - Totally Intense Guru Eradicating Reaction Squad ... A bunch of others deleted >| // You've heard of CATS and DOGS, I'm from GOATS, Dave Kinzer And we all live in a Zoo and ride around in an Arc!
disd@hubcap.UUCP (Gary Heffelfinger) (12/06/88)
From article <3047@sugar.uu.net>, by peter@sugar.uu.net (Peter da Silva):
> WOLVES -- Doesn't stand for anything.
Is this a complaint, or a statement of fact?
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Gary R Heffelfinger - Not speaking for Clemson University lel@wuphys.UUCP (Lyle E. Levine) (12/06/88)
All these animals!!!! They all belong to one super group! PETS!!! Programmers Extraordinare, Technically Supportive! ========== IBM is a Division of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation "their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws." - "So Long And Thanks For All The Fish" Lyle Levine: Paths -> ihnp4!wuphys!lel Best way: (314)889-6379 uunet!wucs!wuphys!lel