darin@nova.laic.uucp (Darin Johnson) (12/16/88)
Santa: Ok, who's next on the list? Elf: Jim Smith here has sent in a list of 238 things he wants for Christmas. Santa: Well, he doesn't seem to be able to make up his mind. Send him a PC clone. Who else? Elf: Susan Jones. She managed to keep her company from losing money this year. She also managed not to make a profit either. Santa: Well, she hasn't been bad, but she hasn't been that good either. Send her a Mac. Don't forget the instructions. Who's last on the list. Elf: Ok, Martin Butler. He invented a way to get rid of nuclear waste, volunteers at the rescue mission, solved world hunger, and has never forgotten his mother's birthday. Santa: Ho, Ho, Ho!! Martin has been VERY good. Send him an Amiga! No, wait, I'll deliver it myself. And while I'm at it, I'll get one for me. ---- another demented idea from ---- Darin Johnson (leadsv!laic!darin@pyramid.pyramid.com) "If Intelligence were outlawed, only outlaws would have Amigas"