darin@nova.laic.uucp (Darin Johnson) (12/16/88)
Santa: Ok, who's next on the list?
Elf: Jim Smith here has sent in a list of 238 things he wants for
Christmas.
Santa: Well, he doesn't seem to be able to make up his mind. Send
him a PC clone.
Who else?
Elf: Susan Jones. She managed to keep her company from losing money
this year. She also managed not to make a profit either.
Santa: Well, she hasn't been bad, but she hasn't been that good either.
Send her a Mac. Don't forget the instructions.
Who's last on the list.
Elf: Ok, Martin Butler. He invented a way to get rid of nuclear
waste, volunteers at the rescue mission, solved world hunger,
and has never forgotten his mother's birthday.
Santa: Ho, Ho, Ho!! Martin has been VERY good. Send him
an Amiga! No, wait, I'll deliver it myself. And while I'm
at it, I'll get one for me.
---- another demented idea from ----
Darin Johnson (leadsv!laic!darin@pyramid.pyramid.com)
"If Intelligence were outlawed, only outlaws would have Amigas"