ccc (11/20/82)
To all and sundry: I am submitting this on behalf of a good friend who is doing research on puns. If anyone has any half-puns (example below), please *mail* them to me. *DO NOT* submit to the net, as there are bound to be repetitions. If interest warrants, I will digestify and post. Example half-puns: "United Skates of America" "Transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises" "His job was maintaining the SNOBOL" By definition, a half-pun is one in which a target word is substituted without word division. "If you go to a bakery after an explosion you will find the Napoleons blown apart" won't work. Neither will perfect puns, such as "Bare with me". Clayton Elwell {usenet}!decvax!cwruecmp!ccc