[net.general] Puns wanted for research

ccc (11/20/82)

To all and sundry:

I am submitting this on behalf of a good friend who is doing research
on puns.  If anyone has any half-puns (example below), please *mail*
them to me. *DO NOT* submit to the net, as there are bound to be
repetitions.  If interest warrants, I will digestify and post.

Example half-puns:  "United Skates of America"

		    "Transporting gulls across a staid lion for
		     immortal porpoises"

		    "His job was maintaining the SNOBOL"

By definition, a half-pun is one in which a target word is substituted
without word division.  "If you go to a bakery after an explosion you
will find the Napoleons blown apart" won't work.  Neither will perfect
puns, such as "Bare with me".


				Clayton Elwell
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