ewhac@well.UUCP (Leo L. Schwab) (07/12/89)
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Top Ten Reasons Why The Video Toaster Is Late
10. Actually, we're ahead of schedule; we intended to be four years late.
9. Guys as cool as us don't need to be on time.
8. Oh, come on! Since when did those flatheads in marketing ever get
a release date right?
7. Designer Brad Carvey can't get any work done because people keep
mistaking him for his brother, Dana, and asking him to do the
Church Lady routine.
6. We're following the precedent laid down by A-Squared.
5. We're trying to be fashionably late.
4. The dog keeps eating our schematics.
3. We're composing the manual using Infinity Software's 'Shakespeare'.
2. The designers keep wasting time by using the prototypes to enhance
the Rob Lowe video.
And number one, the top reason why the video toaster is late,
1. 1989? Oh, we thought you said 1998.
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