[comp.sys.amiga] Good for a chuckle

cg@ami-cg.UUCP (Chris Gray) (10/09/89)

While going through a bunch of old junk today, I came across something a
friend had used with a speech synthesizer on a PDP-11 (an old Votrax from
Federal Screw Works). The old timers have probably seen it already. Take
the enclosed story, put it in a file called 'story', and enter the command

    say -s200 -p150 -x story

See if you can figure it all out.

--------------------------cut-here--story----------------------------------
    Wants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle
cordage honor itch offer lodge dock florist. Disc ladle gull orphan worry ladle
cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, end fur disc raisin pimple caulder ladle rat
rotten hut. Wan moaning rat rotten hut's murder colder inset: 'Ladle rat rotten
hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter end shirker cockles. Tick disc
ladle basking tudor cordage offer groin murder hoe lifts honor udder site offer
florist. Shaker lake, dun stopper laundry wrote, end yonder nor sorgum stenches
stopper torque wet strainers.' 'Hoe cake, murder', resplendent ladle rat rotten
hut, end tickle ladle basking an sturred oft.

    Honor wrote tudor cordage offer groin murder, ladle rat rotten hut mit
anamalous woof. 'Wail wail wail,' set disc wicket woof, 'evanescent ladle rat
rotten hut! Wares or putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?' 'Armor
goring tumor groin murder's,' reprisal ladle gull. 'Grammars seeking bet. Armor
ticking arson burden barter end shirker cockles.' 'O hoe! Heifer blessing
woke,' setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb shelf, 'Oil ticket shirt court
tudor cordage offer groin murder. Oil ketchup wetter letter, an den O bore!'

    Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, end whinney retched a cordage offer
groin murder, picket inner window an dore debtor port oil worming worse lion
inner bet. Inner flesh disc abdominal woof lipped honor betting adder rope.
Zany pool dawn a groin murder's nut cup an gnat gun, any curdle dope inner bet.

    Inner ladle wile ladle rat rotten hut a raft attar cordage an ranker dough
ball. 'Comb ink, sweat hard,' setter wicket woof, disgracing is verse. Ladle
rat rotten hut entity bet rum end stud buyer groin murder's bet. 'Oh grammar,'
crater ladle gull, 'Wart bag icer gut! A nervous sausage bag ice!' 'Butter
lucky chew whiff, doling,' whiskered disc ratched woof, wetter wicket small.
'Oh grammar, water bag noise! A nervous sore suture anamalous prognosis!'
'Buttered small your whiff,' inserter woof, ants mouse worse wadding. 'Oh
grammar, water bag mousey gut! A nervous sore suture bag mouse!' Daze worry on
forger nut gull's lest warts. Oil offer sodden throne offer carvers an
sprinkling otter bet, disc curl an bloat Thursday woof ceased pore ladle rat
rotten hut an garbled erupt.

Mural:
    Yonder nor sorghum stenches shud ladle gulls stopper torque wet strainers.
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Chris Gray    usenet: {uunet,alberta}!myrias!ami-cg!cg	  CIS: 74007,1165

addison@pollux.usc.edu (Richard Addison) (10/11/89)

In article <0453.AA0453@ami-cg> cg@ami-cg.UUCP (Chris Gray) writes:
>While going through a bunch of old junk today, I came across something a
>friend had used with a speech synthesizer on a PDP-11 (an old Votrax from
>Federal Screw Works). The old timers have probably seen it already. Take
>the enclosed story, put it in a file called 'story', and enter the command
>
>    say -s200 -p150 -x story
>
>See if you can figure it all out.

<<< List of words that sounds familiar, deleted. >>>

>Chris Gray    usenet: {uunet,alberta}!myrias!ami-cg!cg	  CIS: 74007,1165

Gee, I hadn't thought of sending that old list of words thru the narrator.
I don't remember the first time I saw that, but I beleive that it is quite
a bit older than the Votrax.  Last time I saw it was in the Exploratorium
in Golden Gate Park.

Good for a chuckle.

A friend of mine was inspired by this passage some time ago, and so
re-wrote a fairly well known song.

Try:
	say -f -s250 -p150 -x song

Give credit to my friend Mark Wolf.  He just showed me another one today.
I'll post it it there's interest.


Bad hole limb often republish.

Hosea Kenya sea,
Bite herd aunts surely lied,
Wad soap rody rehealed,
Add debt while lied slashed cleaning.
Ooze brought strive sand brides tars,
Trudy parallel snide,
Odor imparts sweet washed
Worse soak gallon trees trimming.
Andy raw kid shred Claire,
End bobs spur stinging near,
Gape roof true denied
Dad turf lacquers tilled air.
Hosea, dust hats terse pang old
Ben Harriet waif,
Order lamb dough deaf wee,
Under hoe mauve deprave.

ranjit@grad1.cis.upenn.edu (Ranjit Bhatnagar) (10/12/89)

The story "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut" is from a fun book called
_Anguish Languish_, by Howard L. Chace. (Prentice-Hall, 1956.)
It also contains nursery rhymes like "Marry Hatter Ladle Limb."

There's a similar book by Luis d'Antin Van Rooten called _Mots
d'Heures: gousses, rames_ which encodes familiar English rhymes
in French.  (Try saying "Mots d'heures gousses rames" fast!)

The Exploratorium is not in Golden Gate Park!  It's on the
edge of the Presidio.

If you had an online dictionary which gave not only the spelling
but the rough pronounciation of words, then, besides helping
to make the narrator device more accurate, you could use it to
generate things like these automatically by looking for 
sequences of words whose pronounciation approximately matches
the input sequence.  (In fact, I think something like this was
posted on one of the sources groups a year ago or so, called
'autopun' or something.)

	- ranjit




"Trespassers w"   ranjit@eniac.seas.upenn.edu	mailrus!eecae!netnews!eniac!...
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thad@cup.portal.com (Thad P Floryan) (10/14/89)

I've given a lot of computer-speech demos at trade shows (as adjunct to
demo'ing OTHER things), and what really helps is a dictionary such as the
Funk & Wagnalls Standard Dictionary, International Edition, which contains
the IPA (International Phonetic Alphabet) pronunciation for all words.

The IPA coding maps directly into, for example, Votrax phoneme codes (for
the English language ONLY), and the same technique can be used for input to
the Amiga's ``narrator'' (phoneme codes).

With proper selection of phoneme codes, duration, and accents, computer
speech using simple techniques (e.g. Votrax and Amiga narrator) CAN be
quite understandable and usable.  Blind usage of Votrax' "Text to Speech"
and the Amiga's Translator produces, in general, speech that sounds like
a drunken sot for whom English is not the native tongue!  :-)  :-)

It's kinda sad to experience a program for which it's evident that over
500 hours was spent on whiz-bang graphics and less than 5 minutes for the
audio.

Thad Floryan [ thad@cup.portal.com (OR) ..!sun!portal!cup.portal.com!thad ]