ee163cz (04/05/83)
Gumby Surveys Ltd. announces:
*** THE GREAT POCKETKNIFE SURVEY ***
(Note: this was inspired by a group of young upstarts at an airport
security checkpoint. They were under the impression that a pocketknife
is a weapon rather than a tool.)
Please take a moment to mail me the answers to these questions, and
you may* win $1.0e+6! If I get many answers, I'll summarize to the net
when I get around to it.
*Probability of winning: 2**276609 to 1 against. Maybe worse.
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1: Age? (yours, not the knife's)
2: Sex? {if (!strcmp(ans,"yes")) unlink(reply);}
3: Occupation? (approximately)
4: Do you carry a pocketknife?
5: If so, what generally do you use it for?
IF (ANS.EQ.14HCUTTING THINGS) GOTO /DEV/NULL
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Please mail responses to:
sdcsvax!sdccsu3!ee163cz
(Eric J. Wilner, sometimes F. J. Gumby)