ee163cz (04/18/83)
Gumby Surveys Ltd. Presents...
The Great Pocketknife Survey Results
* Learn of the knife-carrying habits of the mysterious natives of the
little-known land of Usenet!
* See Njal and Mord Fiddle fight their way through the North Maldin
railway station armed only with pocketknives and disintegrators!
* Learn the ancient Egyptian secret of self-defense: If you stay inside
a sealed pyramid all your life, you will be invulnerable!
None of this and more in...
The Great Pocketknife Survey Results
Now showing at a net.followup near you.