ee163cz (04/18/83)
Gumby Surveys Ltd. Presents... The Great Pocketknife Survey Results * Learn of the knife-carrying habits of the mysterious natives of the little-known land of Usenet! * See Njal and Mord Fiddle fight their way through the North Maldin railway station armed only with pocketknives and disintegrators! * Learn the ancient Egyptian secret of self-defense: If you stay inside a sealed pyramid all your life, you will be invulnerable! None of this and more in... The Great Pocketknife Survey Results Now showing at a net.followup near you.