[net.general] drainage delemma

stan (04/29/83)

	A friend of mine needs to have his cesspool drained and CAN'T
find the cesspool. He has tried to get the architects plans of the house,
but they mysteriously were destroy in a fire. An attempt to dig for the drain
pipe in several locations has proven fruitless. Tracing the interior pipe
did not help either, as it goes into a cement floor and it is not possible
to tell if the pipe turns.
	Serious responses will be appreciated. I've already thought of
flushing plutonium down the toilet and then searching the area with a geiger
counter or waiting until dark and look for an area that glows. In
addition, searching for where plants are growing very well, not
growing at all and location via the olfactory method have been considered.