[comp.sys.amiga] News flash!! Latest educational pricing! Yow!!

barrett@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU (Dan Barrett) (02/02/90)

	I am SO GLAD that EVERYBODY AND HIS MOTHER is posting the COMPLETE
Educational Discount price list SO MANY TIMES!!  Here's the latest update
to that list, freshly posted on CompuBixLink by Harold Copperman himself!
What a guy!!

Components			Retail/Lost		Individual & Mental
				Price			Institution Price
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
A3000 CPU			$7,999			$1,595
A4000 CPU			$100,904.26		$1.98 + tax
A2011 881K 3.6" floppy		$986			$14
A3010 20Mb Floptical drive	$23,498			$0.23
A2650 68050 accelerator		$234,986,679,394	$32.99 (C.O.D. only)
      with 256Mb 128-bit RAM
      & artificial intelligence
      co-processor and kitchen
      sink module
A2690 Cray-on-a-stick		$234,991,656,472,434	$160
A3232 multi-parallel card	$985			$100,000
      with 4Mb RAM
A1085 color grey-scale monitor	$9,587			$760
A2486 Bridgeboard running OS/2	$508,000		$2
      version 1.4 simultaneously
      with ULTRIX and the
      "Letterman" show

Unfortunately, the literature accompanying these prices states that you
CANNOT buy individual components unless you are over 9 feet tall and have
a pet tree shrew.  Oh, that F*CKING CBM!!  THEY *NEVER* CARE ABOUT THEIR
CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!!!  WHY DIDN'T THEY LET US UPGRADE OUR A1000's TO THE LATEST
ALL-DIGITAL 68040-BASED TREE SHREWS?!?!?  WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

                                                        Dan

ps:
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gerber@buzzer.enet.dec.com (Robert M. Gerber) (02/02/90)

***FLAME ON***

I am seeing an inordinate number of messages going through
COMP.SYS.AMIGA (100+/day) and
this kind of trash dosted by -->barrett@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU (Dan
Barrett)<-- wastes everybodys
time and isn't even funny.

>>	I am SO GLAD that EVERYBODY AND HIS MOTHER is posting the COMPLETE
>>Educational Discount price list SO MANY TIMES!!  Here's the latest update
>>to that list, freshly posted on CompuBixLink by Harold Copperman himself!
>>What a guy!!
>> .....(fake price list deleted)....

Please don't waste our time with outright trash.  If you don't like
everybody posting complete
price lists, say so, don't waste extra bandwidth on the net.

Also, now you have said so and so said such and such.  This is an
outright lie and lies spread via
the net can cause everyone trouble.
***Flame Off***
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Any opinions represented here are definetly not those of my employer.
Come to think of it, they may not be mine either!

bigbroth@hawksnest.cerc.wvu.wvnet.edu (James M. Coleman) (02/03/90)

From article <4103@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU>, by barrett@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU (Dan Barrett):
> 
> 	I am SO GLAD that EVERYBODY AND HIS MOTHER is posting the COMPLETE
> Educational Discount price list SO MANY TIMES!!  Here's the latest update
> to that list, freshly posted on CompuBixLink by Harold Copperman himself!
> What a guy!!
> 
> Unfortunately, the literature accompanying these prices states that you
> CANNOT buy individual components unless you are over 9 feet tall and have
> a pet tree shrew.  Oh, that F*CKING CBM!!  THEY *NEVER* CARE ABOUT THEIR
> CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!!!  WHY DIDN'T THEY LET US UPGRADE OUR A1000's TO THE LATEST
> ALL-DIGITAL 68040-BASED TREE SHREWS?!?!?  WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

 Dan,
 Please buy an IBM or Mac and see how happy they make you. They may even give
you an educational discount on their inferior machines. We'll see then how
upset you get over CBM's GREAT DEALS.

                                         Jim Coleman

sparks@corpane.UUCP (John Sparks) (02/07/90)

gerber@buzzer.enet.dec.com (Robert M. Gerber) writes:

>***FLAME ON***
>I am seeing an inordinate number of messages going through
>COMP.SYS.AMIGA (100+/day) and
>this kind of trash dosted by -->barrett@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU (Dan
>Barrett)<-- wastes everybodys

>Also, now you have said so and so said such and such.  This is an
>outright lie and lies spread via
>the net can cause everyone trouble.

JeeeeZus!!! The guy was making a Joke. {put on Foghorn Leghorn voice}
It was a funny, Son, Yer s'posed to Laff! 

don't get so bent out of shape. OUTRIGHT LIE???? you mean you think someon
might take it seriously? get real..

I thought it was funny. Better than reading the real Educational Price List
for the 15th time, or your flaming nonsense.

Hey Barrett! I want one of those Cray-on-a-sticks! I will trade a used
6 Foot Tree Shrew and one Gerber Flame Thrower for it.


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barrett@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU (Dan Barrett) (02/09/90)

>gerber@buzzer.enet.dec.com (Robert M. Gerber) writes:
>>***FLAME ON***

In article <1398@corpane.UUCP> sparks@corpane.UUCP (John Sparks) writes:
>JeeeeZus!!! The guy was making a Joke.

	Hey... someone noticed!  :-)

	Even through 2 people flamed me on Usenet, my mailbox is stuffed
with (positive) messages about the humorous content of my posting.
	So don't worry, John... most c.s.a-ers have a sense of humor.  :-)
(And I'll send you that "Tree Shrew 3000" parcel post.)

                                                        Dan

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davidm@sugar.hackercorp.com (David Martin) (02/18/90)

> > CANNOT buy individual components unless you are over 9 feet tall and have
> > a pet tree shrew.  Oh, that F*CKING CBM!!  THEY *NEVER* CARE ABOUT THEIR
> > CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!!!  WHY DIDN'T THEY LET US UPGRADE OUR A1000's TO THE LATEST
It's really not so hot for those of us interested in expanding
current systems. I bought my A2000 last July EVEN before they 
had educational pricing and now. I only have 30+ days to
buy the individual components that I need. I'd like a Bridgecard
and '030 card, but cannot afford both. Do I have to buy more
to get what I need later? CBM really needs to rethink this policy
and make components as easily accessible to students now as well
as later. Everyone call and yell at them.
-- 
David W. Martin author of "Tech Corner" INFO magazine. 
plink: OSS705 CompuServe: 73617,1620 Games are fun, but
utilities are more productive!