hemstree@handel.CS.Colostate.Edu (charles he hemstreet) (06/28/90)
In article <1990Jun24.202907.2166@maverick.ksu.ksu.edu> paryavi@harris.cis.ksu.edu (Saiid Paryavi) writes:
This is a global call for humanitarian aid for the earthquake stricken
people of northern Iran.
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Saiid Paryavi CIS Department
Internet: paryavi@harris.cis.ksu.edu Nichols Hall, KSU
COME ON FOLKS!!!, we are polluting the net. How about taking it to
alt.flame or dev/nul? We hear it at home, in our cars, at lunch, why do
we have to hear about it in comp.sys.* groups? It doesn't belong here
anyway! WE READ/HEAR THE NEWS!!
Charles
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Word Up!
schmuck@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de (Karl Schmuck) (06/28/90)
Tell me how to stop an earthquake ? -- Karl H. Schmuck | e-mail: schmuck@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de Universitaetsbibliothek | kbib99@dkluni01.bitnet PO. Box 2040 | 6750 Kaiserslautern, Germany |
groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves ) (06/29/90)
From article <1990Jun28.071914.18466@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de>, by schmuck@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de (Karl Schmuck):
> Tell me how to stop an earthquake ?
Simple. Generate identical waves that are 180 deg out of phase--
The earthquake stops.
:)
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Lee J. Groves, National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ
Usenet: {arizona,decvax,ncar}!noao!lgroves or uunet!noao.edu!lgroves
Internet: lgroves@noao.edu SPAN/HEPNET: draco::lgroves
Phonenet: 602-325-9357jjacob@isis.UUCP (Jude Jacob) (06/29/90)
In article <1990Jun28.071914.18466@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de> schmuck@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de (Karl Schmuck) writes: >Tell me how to stop an earthquake ? > >-- >Karl H. Schmuck | e-mail: schmuck@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de Well, this is a technique that has been developed in some underground lab in Kengeri. The strategy is to effectively seal any crevasse that develops and attack the earth surface from the inside so that fissures will not snowball into a full blown earthquake. First wash the surfaces thoroughly with soap and water. When it is completely dry, apply generous amounts of clearsil (industrial strength - available in most single bars). If even after this, eruptions do not cease, assemble local gentry into 2 x N phalanges (N = number of people available /2), arm them with 2" wide rolls of duct tape, and instruct them to tape down all fissures as soon as they are sigthed. Usage of strapping tape has also yeilded desireable results. If even this does not stop an earthquake, assume the head between knees position pucker up and kiss your keester ta ta Jude
felton@eng3.UUCP (Ed Felton) (06/30/90)
In article <1990Jun28.071914.18466@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de>, schmuck@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de (Karl Schmuck) writes: > Tell me how to stop an earthquake ? > Karl H. Schmuck | e-mail: schmuck@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de What? you mean you didn't hear about the Israeli DoomsDay Device that is causing all of those earthquakes and aftershocks in Iran??? Quoting from said DoomsDay Device Users Manual: 5.3.4.2 To Stop Accidental or Unexpected Earthquakes - Depress Green Switch on the Left Hand control Panel. Wait 10 Months. Depress Green Switch Again. If Earthquakes do not cease within 30 Years, please contact the manufacturer for a complete refund. ( *) (* ) U \___/ -- Ed Felton | When you wish to produce a result by means of an uunet!sci34hub!eng3!felton | instrument, do not allow yourself to complicate it | -- Leonardo da Vinci Disclaimer: Even if I had opinions, who would want them???