tommyo@ihuxw.UUCP (09/13/83)
For those of you who failed to read the comic strip Bloom County this Sunday, you will be sad to know that the beloved Bill the Cat passed on. Bill wasn`t your typical cutesy cat or your tough guy cat. He was a scaggly thing, but he had character. As reported, Bill was attempting to deliver the missing secret congreesional sex tapes to proper authorities when he was run over by a moped. I hear Opus is taking it pretty hard. Milo`s friend Binkley had the gall to state that Bill died due to a case of acne. But who are you going to believe? Rest in peace, Bill. We Bloom County fans won`t forget you.