rogers@iris.ucdavis.edu (Brewski Rogers) (08/26/90)
HElp! My 1953 studebaker won't start! The mechanic didn't know how to fix it, so i decided to seek the answer from the fount of all wisdom, DAVE HAYNIE!!!! Details: 1953 Studebaker. I bought it used from my brother in-law. I don't know anything about the engine, but it makes weird noises! I think it is studebaker's fault for not supporting their old users. I will definitely NEVER buy another studebaker, let me tell you! You know, studebaker would sell more cars if they advertised on TV. Well, DAVE HAYNIE!!!, what is wrong with the car? Please tell me the cheapest solution, because I hate to spend too much money. Please help me DAVE HAYNIE!!! you're my only hope! NOTE: send responses by email, 'cuz I never read this dumb newsgroup, anyway.
barrett@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU (Dan Barrett) (08/26/90)
In article <7825@aggie.ucdavis.edu> rogers@iris.ucdavis.edu (Brewski Rogers) writes: >I bought it used from my brother in-law. I don't know anything about the >engine, but it makes weird noises! I think it is studebaker's fault for not >supporting their old users. I will definitely NEVER buy another studebaker, >let me tell you!.... #define FIREBIRD ON Hey, dude, if you don't like Studebakers, like why don't you just stop reading comp.sys.studebaker. Buy one of those Edsels ("The Car For The Rest Of Us") or maybe an Internal comBustion Machine. We won't miss you. Nyaaaah. Studebaker has a fine record of supporting its customers. Don't you remember the "Stud-to-Stud-Plus" upgrade in 1957? Sure, it was available only in Albania, but remember that Studebaker is a multi-national corporation and all of its parts are separate. Or have never met. I forget which. Anyway, they are great. In fact, right now, if you are enrolled in a certified auto mechanic school, you can take advantage of their new "Studentbaker Discount" program. Get the new Studebaker 3500 with 68050 engine, math co-engine, 32-gallon gasoline port, PowerWindows, drum storage brakes in front, 100 megabyte hard disc brakes in back, wheel/joystick port, and the new "Seagate" proprietary stiction-based emergency ignition that allows you to "jump-start" your car by reaching into the engine and giving it a push. All this for only thirty-eight cents! So, like, take your complaints (and your anti-Studebaker hate messages) elsewhere. #undef FIREBIRD Dan //////////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ | Dan Barrett, Department of Computer Science Johns Hopkins University | | INTERNET: barrett@cs.jhu.edu | | | COMPUSERVE: >internet:barrett@cs.jhu.edu | UUCP: barrett@jhunix.UUCP | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////////////////////////
pashdown@shotput.es.com@bambam.UUCP (Pete Ashdown) (08/30/90)
rogers@iris.ucdavis.edu (Brewski Rogers) writes: >HElp! My 1953 studebaker won't start! The mechanic didn't know how to fix it, >so i decided to seek the answer from the fount of all wisdom, DAVE HAYNIE!!!! I think its high time we created a new news group for these questions. Possibly "sci.ask.dave.haynie", or "rec.speaking.of.dave" would be appropriate. I also really think Commodore is mismanaging the whole situation. If they realized how much Dave really knows, they could fire their whole management staff and turn the show over to him. I also think that renaming the company to "Haynie Computers" would do wonders for the stock. I for one would prefer seeing Dave's face on my Amiga rather than the standard chickenhead. () () -=Adolescent Deformed Karate Lobsters!=- " ( " ) - 'Like Linguini, where's my house slippers?' / ( ) ( ) 'I thot I tol you to shaddup, Ricotta!!' () () /|\ Pete Ashdown pashdown@esunix.es.com ...utah-cs!esunix!pashdown /|\