reg@whuxk.UUCP (11/02/83)
The 10,000 foot runway in N. Carolina is being constructed by the same wonderful people who built the one in Granada - the helpful volunteer construction workers from Cuba. They were hired by the CIA, based on their recent experience. This and other, similar plots and strategies are products of the CIA's plans for world conquest. Long ago, they divided their force into two units - CIA blue and CIA red - and these two have been engaged in nefarious and ruthless subversion for many years. The Russians have been complaining about the continued reference to their association with the CIA reds, since such relationship would besmirch their good reputation - and we know that they never engage in such activities because they tell us so. I found that my plumbing problem last week was caused by a CIA red being wedged in a pipe. Also, the cause of my car not starting was probably caused by one of them - maybe a CIA blue this time. It seems logical (in an Orwellian sense, especially since 1984 is almost upon us) that if we rid ourselves of the CIA, FBI, IRS, ABC, XYZ,..., we would therefore be able to correct the ills of the world, eliminate cancer, reduce the population explosion, soften hard rock, bring maturity to the net, and eliminate such vitiolic catharses as this. Personally, I believe that the root cause of the whole problem is the IRS.
notes@ucbcad.UUCP (11/03/83)
#R:whuxk:-30000:ucbesvax:3700005:000:656 ucbesvax!turner Nov 3 02:41:00 1983 Re: view from Olympus Thanks for your Olympian view. (End of frosty humorless radical opining.) Actually, there do exist competing intelligence agencies deriving from the same nation. There is the old Gaullist spynet in Africa, which lost government support in the late 70's, at odds with the current French agency. Much of the problem in Chad springs from Spy vs. Spy shenanigans as these people try to trip each other up. Diana Johnstone has some details in a back issue of In These Times on the Chad situation--much more background than I have seen in the NY Times, albeit with the usual leftist biases. --- Michael Turner (ucbvax!ucbesvax.turner)