[comp.sys.amiga] 'The night before Christmas'

amiga@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Paul) (11/19/90)

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Every creature was stirring with joystick or mouse.
The 1541 was humming, but its speed was a bore;
I knew by the wait it had to be a Commodore.

The kids were all snuggled by the monitor's bright glow
While multicolored sprites danced to and fro.
I'd just settled down for a long winter's nap,
Waiting for Rambo to load and some bad guys to zap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I glanced at my drive to see what was the matter.
I could tell by the glare of its steady red light
It was still sending data; at least it was all right.

I ran to the window, banged my head on the sash
(The kids continued to play and ignored the loud crash),
When what to my watering eyes did appear
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.

With a little old driver who handled his team
As lively and smoothly as machine language routine.
Though they looped through the heavens, he was never space
   sick,
Yet I get quite queasy just debugging BASIC.

His eyes - how they twinkled; his waist was not slim.
For a moment he reminded me of a Butterfield named Jim.
He shouldered his pack, though it was quite a chore,
The trod 'cross my lawn and burst open the door.

I gasped in amazement (he no doubt thought me a jerk),
But he ignored us completely and went straight to his work.
He placed gifts 'neath our tree after clearing a place;
The kids - paying him no heed - blasted aliens from space.

He brought Bard's Tale, and Krynn, Seven Cities of Gold -
Great software titles, both new ones and old.
There was SuperBase and EasyScript, and what did I detect?
There was even a hard drive from the folks at Xetec!

He unpacked extra RAM, CPUs, and such things,
Plus a mysterious black box the made my floppy drive zing.
Then a wrapped gift he handed me; it wasn't a weighty one,
But I knew in a moment 'twas a new 1581!

Modems and monitors he pulled out of his sack
And even a plotter I made him take back.
But one gift he gave me I couldn't dispute;
A lifetime subscription to the revamped COMPUTE.

The jolly elf chuckled as he made for door.
But he stopped, turned and asked if there was anything more.
I booted up SpeedScript on my wife's 128
And dashed off a missive, praying I wasn't too late.

Though it's scratched, dinged, and dented, and sometimes
   quite slow,
My 64's a delight that others should know.
'Twould be such a pity to walk into a store,
Only to be told, "It's not made anymore."

So before Santa left on this magical night,
I pressed a note in his hand and squeezed it real tight.
"Take this message to Commodore in West Chester, PA.
It says `Keep the 64s coming guys, at least though next
   May.'"

"Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!"
Up to the garage-top the coursers did loop
And turned a neat figure eight past our basketball hoop.

As they flew to the north past my sattelite dish,
I was hoping that Commodore would grant my last wish.
But if even if it didn't, I was still brimming with cheer
Because finally tonight I'd learned the names of those deer.

Rambo was still loading on my old 64
As I reentered the house and closed the front door.
A carol was playing on our stereo SID,
And the kids were apologizing for something they did.

I went to the window and gazed into the night,
But something caught my attention and gave me a fright.
Santa's last gift rested there on the sill.
I opened it up; 'twas a credit card bill.

By Tom Netsel, in the December issue of Compute Magazine.

Hope you liked that!

Chris

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Amiga@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu	            .....Paul......

Listen to what I mean, not what I say.