[net.general] Tired of hi-tech? Try Grandma's receet!

koomen@rochester.UUCP (Hans Koomen) (01/29/84)

From: Hans.Koomen

			Grandma Mills' Receet

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 1.  build fire in backyard to het kettle of rain water

 2.  set tubs so smoke won't blow in eyes if wind is peurt

 3.  shave 1 hole cake lie sope in bilin water

 4.  sort things. make 3 piles, 1 pile white, 1 pile cullord, 1 pile werk
     briches and rags

 5.  stur flour in cold water to smooth then thin down with bilin water

 6.  rub dirty spots on board, scrub hard then bile, rub cullord but don't
     bile just rench and starch

 7.  take white things out of kettle with broom stick handel then rench,
     blew and starch

 8.  spred the towels on grass

 9.  hang old rags on fence

10.  pore rench water in flower bed

11.  scrub porch with hot sopy water

12.  turn tubs upside down

13.  go put on clean dress. smooth hair with side combs. brew cup of tee.
     set and rest and rock a spell and count blessins.


					- Nadine Mills Coleman
						in "The 65 Magazine"