davidl@tekig.UUCP (David Levadie) (04/16/84)
Oh, brother! If Ellis is APOLOGIZING for being (shudder, quake) OFFENSIVE to you viscerotonic creeps, he's probably SLEEPING with animals TOO!! (Come on, Ellis. This is the NET, not the real world!!) All my life I've constantly had to put up with some jazz snob or classical music creep taking potshots at ME or my TASTES 'cause I'm a ROCKER. Now I've learned to like it!!! You ought to see the self-righteous creeps freeze up when, in the middle of some hand-waving, eyebrow-twitching, supercilious discussion of some "highbrow" crap I announce that I like Led Zeppelin. Squirm, maggots. I love this Net, though. Now the tables are turned! Your only defense is your N key! Out of the whole bunch out there, Jeff W. is the only one with enough brains to realize the worthlessness of judgements and excuses in GENERAL. As far as I'm concerned, I'll try my best to keep insulting anybody that thinks they're right. Furtherless, anybody who doesn't thrash doesn't have any conception of what it means to shove somebody across the dance floor and then pick them up off it so they won't get trampled. Such contradictions, and such (quiver, whimper) lack of RESTRAINT are just too much for your overly-socialized little minds to comprehend, no doubt. So, you're bound to get offended by PUNKS on the NET. Terrible, terrible. Anybody out there listen to Big Black? I LOVE 'EM!!! (Him?? It's all ONE guy, multitracked, or the first EP was, at least. There's another EP out now... What's that label that Naked Raygun is on?) Never mind, I'm just going to go order it all through the mail anyway. If there are 8 punks in a shove, how many shoves make up a thrash? ***** OBOY I'VE GOT A SLOGAN NOW, I'M "IN"**** ***GET READY, HERE IT COMES!!!!!!!!!***** (Slogan) -----> NO WARNING, NO MERCY, NO SECOND CHANCES And I've even got a cutesy little self-laudatory SIGNOFF!!!! (Cutesy little self-laudatory} signoff }------> From the venomous pen of Charlie Chane (Now can I listen to Social Distortion even though I don't shave?? Please? OK??? Awwww......)