martin@IRO.UMontreal.CA (Daniel Martin) (12/19/90)
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-- Care for a bit of humor? Read this with a :-) --
Sorry to bother you, My 'R'eply bounced three times on my screen,
then bounced two times on my table, and is now bouncing in my /bin.
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Apply :-) where necessary. All flame in E-MAIL please. ( :-) )
Daniel.
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In Message-ID: <1990Dec19.055031.3251@IRO.UMontreal.CA>
martin@IRO.UMontreal.CA (Daniel Martin) said:
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>Available soon on NewXanth: -- Flame v2.1 -- $$ CashWare $$
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> Daniel.
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> // Daniel Martin Universite de Montreal \\
Very funny posting, Daniel. Well done. :-)
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