jharkins@sagpd1.UUCP (Physically phfffft) (08/19/89)
I have the following items for sale for a short time only. All sales are cash only, small unmarked bills preferred. Alpha wave generator designed such that, if you take a survey on some of your more controversial actions, you can easily explain away or ignore votes against your position $20 Mantra to chant when using generator above, in case the votes are running more than 2 to 1 against you. $40 Asbestos blinders, so you don't need to worry about flames directed in your direction $20 Kill file with the words "for", "sale", "enduvyearclearance", "onetimeonly", "wattadeal" in it. $50 Program to detect any of these words in the kill file and, when found, to flood the poster's system administrator's mbox with demands the poster be kicked off the system. $2,000 Radio Shack TRS-80 personal computer, Model I Level II, with 48K RAM, cassette tape interface, 300 baud external modem, expansion interface. Software includes Electric Pencil, RS-plan, RS-checkbook, Hunt the Wampus, Life, Towers of Hanoi, more! Hurry, this baby won't last long! Originally cost over $3,000, a real steal at only $2799! jim "Only dead fish go with the flow"