[net.movies] only if you enjoy really bad movies

mclure@SRI-UNIX@sri-unix (06/22/82)

Has anyone ever seen a piece of smelly trash called THE SEVEN MINUTES?
It's so absurd and disgusting as to be delightful! This is by far
my favorite bad movie. I believe it is a Roger Corman production.

It shows up on late night TV every now and then.  It's supposedly a
version of Irving Wallace's book of the same name about the evils of
literary censorship.  A young man rapes a woman and then is manipulated
by a bunch of ultra-conservative Falwellese Reaganish stooges, lawyers,
double-talkers, etc., into believing he did it because he read a book
called THE SEVEN MINUTES which is about what goes on in the mind of a
woman during sexual intercourse.  The ensuing trial pits the young
handsome hero-lawyer against this motley crew.

There are so many bad things in it, I don't quite know what to mention.
For one thing, it seems as if no camera shot lasts more than 3 seconds.
This is very disorienting.  The leader of the ultra-conservatives is a
particularly obnoxious character actor who is crippled and limited to a
wheel-chair.  His buxom and lewd assistant "Baby-Doll" serves as a
perfect comment about his hypocritical double-standard.

A true camp classic.

dlr (06/22/82)

I saw the movie in question (The Seven Minutes) about ten years ago. It
was a true classic (this is sarcasm). However, it would probably have
to undergo severe editing to make it onto to television as there were
a number of pathetic attempts at "sex scenes".

For an all time BAD film try to see PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE. ABC ran it
early in the morning a few months ago. This movie is so unbelievably bad
that it is in very high demand from distributors. This film is the yard-
stick by which all other bad fims should be compared. The only film I've
seen that even comes close to being this bad is a stinker called THE
CREEPING TERROR.

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					Dave Rosik
					BTL Naperville
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