hbg6@phx.mcd.mot.com (05/05/90)
I need all of the humorus, high-tech definitions I can get. Some examples follow: PC A desk top computer which is supposed to run like your IBM, but dosen't. HARDWARE The source of your problems according to your software engineer. LEADING EDGE Things that not only don't work, but haven't really been invented yet. OBSOLETE The computer system you just bought. FAX A way of sending bad photocopies down the phone lines to the wrong number. (my favorite so far) E-mail or post any that you know of and after a while, I'll post a complete list. Thanks, John Schuch
bobmon@iuvax.cs.indiana.edu (RAMontante) (05/05/90)
HARDWARE The source of your problems according to your software engineer. SOFTWARE The source of your hardware problems according to your machine vendor. OBSOLETE The computer system you just bought. OBSOLETE debugged, properly functioning STATE OF THE ART buggy