[net.movies] review of metalstorm

amyh@fluke.UUCP (Amy Heidner) (08/22/83)

We went to see Metalstorm last weekend.  In a nutshell, it's a 3-d
sci-fi with scenes swiped from Dark Crystal, Star Wars, etc.  The 3-d
gave me a eyeache which lasted at least an hour.  And at 70 minutes, I
felt like "this can't be the end already!" The 3-d wasn't that hot - I
counted only 4 places where it made a noticeably effective impact.  (I
guess I got spoiled by the excellent 3-d in the Kodak exhibit at EPCOT
before seeing any 3-d movies.)  

If you can see it for $.80, fine; else, spend your movie $ elsewhere.

Amy Heidner
fluke!amyh

3255fah@houxq.UUCP (08/24/83)

I agree - Metalstorm is the pits.  Took my father and my 
8-year old along when I went.

Mine:	Second worst movie ever - but the worst was 1990 The Bronx
	which was so incredibly bad it was fun .... Metalstorm 
	wasn't.
My Dad's:	I thought 3D would have gotten BETTER in 20+ years
My Son's:	Pretty good, but my eye's hurt .....

(It should be noted that my son has NEVER given a bad review of a
movie I have taken him to ..... I suspect he doesn't want to risk
termination of movie-going )