erict@tekmdp.UUCP (Eric Thums) (09/22/83)
Anyone ever see The Crater Lake Monster? It shows up on the late show about once every ten years. The monster looks like a shag carpet with tennis shoes, and whenever it eats someone, you first get a close-up shot of the victim on the ground, screaming, then the guys under the shag carpet pull their next meal in with them. (At one point I counted eight pairs of scruffy sneakers under the carpet.) The best part, though, is the monster's demise. After it eats half the people around the lake, the handsome, all-American hero kills it with a bulldozer. It's worth the electricty needed to run your television. Eric Thums Tektronix, Inc. MDP