[net.movies] "Terror in Tiny Town"

markp@tekmdp.UUCP (Mark Paulin) (09/24/83)

I'm sad to admit that I have seen most of this loser.  It was part of a triple
-feature at "Cinema 21" here in Portland.  The bill was:

"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
"Terror in Tiny Town"
"The Worm-Eaters"

My favorite part of "Terror..." was when one of the midgets rides up to the
local saloon, dismounts his pony, walks *under* the hitching rail and then
*under* the traditional chest-height swinging doors of the saloon...  Soon
after this I couldn't take any more, so I repaired to the tavern next door
for a pitcher.  I didn't return to the theatre, except to say goodbye to my
foolish friends who swore they'd stay right through to the end of "The Worm
-Eaters".  The couple of minutes I saw of it were as disgusting as you might
imagine...


I laughed, I cried, I kissed three bucks goodbye.  At least I got drunk.

Mark Paulin
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