[net.movies] Overrated Films

bch@unc.UUCP (Byron Howes ) (10/05/83)

Not being afraid to generate flames, I thought I'd post a list of films
that I think are highly overrated.  These are films that the critics
generally like, did well at the box office, but that I thought were
genuine rip-offs.

(1) Last Tango In Paris -- Came from nowhere, went nowhere and had Marlon
	Brando in one of his more wooden performences.  If anyone can
	figure out what this film was supposed to mean, I'd like to know.

(2) Bonnie and Clyde -- The ultimate legitimation of Sam Pekinpah.  Warren
	Beattie greases and Faye Dunaway freezes though a film that tells
	us nothing we haven't seen before.  Gene Hackman turns in a creditable
	performance (as usual.)

(3) Reds -- Aaaarrgghh!  I didn't care what happened to Warren Beattie and
	I don't think Diane Keaton did either.  Why in the world would she
	sled across Finland to find this character?

(4) Young Frankenstein -- Typical Brooks/Reiner fare.  Shotgun sophomoric
	humor in the hopes we'll laugh at something.  I was highly insulted
	that Brooks wouldn't let the audience slowly realize what was going
	on in the "Putting on the Ritz" routine.  What could have been a
	great comedic moment was totally blown.  Insulting.

(5) Return of the Jedii -- I'm gonna get blasted for this one -- Ten years
	from now, when the special effects aren't so special you're gonna
	wonder why you liked it.  Let's face it.  Lucas blew it and blew
	it badly.  Did anybody mourn Yoda's death?  Why not?

(6) Chinatown -- Faye Dunaway again, with Jack Nicholson doing his best
	Warren Beattie imitation.

(7) Network -- (hmmm, another flame generator) -- a great deal of predic-
	table silliness feebly attempting to be scathing social satire.
	Did it tell us anything or merely conform to our biases.  Very
	overdrawn though worth the price of admission for Peter Finch and
	Ned Beatty.  Paddy Cheyevsky's script was definitely not one of
	his better works.

(8) Superman I -- The film that couldn't make up its mind whether to be
	serious, nostalgic, comic, pretentious or romantic.  They could
	have made four or five television episodes out of this thing.

(9) Dr. Zhivago -- Why did I bother to sit through this thing four times
	on various occasions?  I dunno?  Let me know if someone ever shows
	this as a double feature with "Reds" so I can come and catch up
	on my beauty sleep.

(10) E.T. -- The space child's "Lassie."   Not a dry eye in the house,
	but then you cried during "The Waltons," didn't you?


I have more films I'd like to list, but let's chew these over for awhile.
I also have a list of "underrated" films, but they can wait as well



					Byron Howes
					UNC - Chapel Hill
					decvax!duke!unc!bch

berry@zehntel.UUCP (10/07/83)

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zinfandel!joe    Oct  6 14:43:00 1983

Hi.
	Apparently the two main characters were men in the original
story. This fact added some sense to the film after the fact, for me.

mcewan@uiucdcs.UUCP (10/08/83)

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uiucdcs!mcewan    Oct  7 12:27:00 1983

You left off

Close Encounters of the Third Kind - The aliens have arrived! They kidnap
	people and remove them from their friends and families for thirty
	years. They kidnap young children for God knows what purpose. 
	They brainwash people and destroy their personal lives. All of
	which proves that they're FRIENDLY!

twt@uicsl.UUCP (10/08/83)

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uicsl!twt    Oct  7 17:37:00 1983

A.  You forgot "Blazing Saddles".




			   FLAME ON!!

B.  WHAT THE HE;; KINDA DRUGS WHERE YOU ON WHEN YOU SAW "E. T."?????????

I like a movie that makes me feel something, anything.  If it makes me
laugh or cry and doesn't bore me it's good.  If you didn't like E. T.
you are probably a heartless I don't know what who kicks dogs and drowns
cats -- or you're too egotistical to think that humans can share the 
universe.

YOU said you weren't afraid to generate flames.

FLAME OFF.

					Mary

ariels@orca.UUCP (Ariel Shattan) (10/12/83)

E.T. was shallow, manipulative, anti-science, and anti-adult.  It purposely
tried to tug at the heartstrings, and instead of playing them like a harp,
it yanked them like bowstrings.  It had no emotional sophistication at all,
the characterization of the alien was very poor, and the very people who had 
the least little chance of keeping the alien alive were treated as the 
villains, as was anyone over 5 ft tall.  The children were all smart-ass 
and cutsie, like sit-com kids. 

I'd rather see a film like The Incredible Journey, which works by making 
you care about the protagonists, even if they are only two dogs and a cat,
or a play like Cyrano de Bergerac, which has the tragic appeal of a 
noble soul who doesn't understand his own beauty.  But E.T. ranks up there
with The Return of the Jedi for sacrificing story, characterization, and 
overall quality for box office.  I mean, it wasn't even Camp (which saved
Raiders of the Lost Ark and Star Wars)!


*Whew*  It sure felt good to finally say that in public.  

Flame away, all ye who disagree.  I got thick skin anyway.

Ariel Shattan

lpa@houxo.UUCP (10/13/83)

I think that there is nothing wrong with movies that are anti-adult
and anti-science.  I feel that was one of the strong points of the
movie E.T. (along with many others I might add!!).  You call the movie
manipulative, I call it an emotional story revolving around the
classical theme of "A boy and his dog", etc.  I think I've said enough.

Andy Andres, AT&T Consumer Products Laboratories, Neptune NJ
...houxo!lpa

dp@astrovax.UUCP (10/14/83)

Ridiculous!! There is NOTHING anti-science or anti-adult about
E.T. It is about a child's misinterpretation of positive
adult activities. Only adults who get carried away emotionally
by the film and do not think about it could possibly interpret
the film in this manner. I despise truely anti-science movies
(like Bakshi's "Wizards"). Don't catagorize "E.T." in this genre!
				    
				    An angry astrophysics major