lauren@vortex.UUCP (Lauren Weinstein) (10/19/83)
Greetings! Welcome to the first fabulous Vortex film identification quiz! Below you will find twenty-five (25) quotations from various films. The quotations are as exact as possible, and were either spoken or sung by one or more characters in those films. To participate in this gala contest, you must identify the specific film from which each quotation (or set of quotations) was taken. Only one entry per user, please. The contest will run until approximately 72 hours has passed during which I have received no entries. After the contest period closes, the winner will be that person who correctly identified the most films. In case of a tie, bonus points will be given to those who also correctly identify the character(s) (or group of characters, as appropriate) in the film who spoke (or sung) the quotation -- so be sure to include this information if you know it. The winner of this fantastic contest will win a free guided tour of Los Angeles, conducted by yours truly (transportation to L.A. and all expenses are *not* included). The fantastic Vortex tour will take you to many of those spots you've only heard about in the news or envisioned in your dreams! See the Sunset Strip! See "The Galleria" made famous in the song "Valley Girls". See the film stars busily shopping on Rodeo Drive! See the amazingly compact Vortex machine room! Yes, all of this, and even more, awaits the winner of this contest when (and if) you ever make it to the city that "The Doors" immortalized as "The City of Lights". So get to work! Fill in the quiz and send it in! Some of the quotations which follow are trivially easy to identify, while some should be quite difficult. Underlines in place of words indicate words which have been deleted to prevent "too easy" identification. Send your entries to: {allegra, ihnp4, decvax, seismo, ucbvax!lbl-csam, harpo}!vortex!lauren PLEASE DO *NOT* POST YOUR ANSWERS TO NETNEWS! PLEASE SEND DIRECT MAIL *ONLY* !!! Good Luck! --Lauren-- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------- VORTEX FILM QUIZ #1 --------------------- 1) Feed me! I want fooood! 2) Oh, the girl who'll kiss on the very first date is usually a hussy, and the girl who waits 'till the second time out is anything but fussy... 3) Somebody pulled my tail! 4) "Do you expect me to talk?" "No ___ ___, I expect you to die!" 5) When we met in 1948, it was November... 6) When the plumber Zabladowski has installed the last sink, I want him disintegrated. 7) It's not we're antisocial; we're only antiwork! 8) It's just a jump to the left... 9) ... but whoever took him was very sophisticated and dangerous -- they took the whole booth! 10) She turned me into a newt! 11) 7 1/2 cents, doesn't mean a heck of a lot... 12) I'm wearing a cardboard belt! 13) The gun is good. The penis is evil. 14) How tall was King Kong? 15) Monsters from the Id! 16) Bring me back her heart -- in this! 17) Boy, I wish we had one of those doomsday machines... 18) "See you soon... idi.. idi..." "Idiot. It's for you!" 19) I go to funerals. 20) Oh, once upon a lookin' for Donna time, there was a 16 year old virgin... 21) Gort, baringa. 22) Food, glorious food! 23) We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I will be spending the rest of our lives. 24) Terminate her -- immediately! 25) Never trust a rich spy! ---------------------------- END OF VORTEX FILM QUIZ #1 ----------------------------