moriarty@uw-june (Jeff Meyer) (04/12/84)
Over the last three weeks, I've gone out and seen three movies, and I think each is worthy of comment. SPLASH: Whatever you've heard, I cannot say that this is a funny movie. The script is good, the idea is neat (I like whimsey better than anyone, gang), but... When Ebert & Siskel (of At The Movies) said that they were giving this movie a "thumbs down" due to the casting of the male lead, despite a nice script, I thought they might be getting a mite too picky. But no. Darryl Hannah is fine as the mermaid, and John Candy is terrific (and has one of the funniest lines I've heard all year, as he impersonates a Swedish biologist). But Tom Hanks, when he smiles tenderly, reminds you of 1) someone with severe cramps, 2) an insurance salesman, or 3) an add for Gleem II. He is not funny, and plays a somewhat insensitive jerk anyway (he whines a lot about his love life, which can be funny when Woody Allen does it, but not here). He just cannot walk that tight line between comedy and affection. Maybe Michael Keaton.... WORTH: $1 on a slow evening (maybe $.50 if you're not whimsical). CARMEN: I'm not a foreign film watcher by nature, but I have this friend who loves 'em, and she dragged me (literally) to go see it. I'm glad she did, because otherwise I would have have missed some of the finest dancing, best editing and most interesting plots I've seen. This (like the Stuntman, though not as involved or bizarre) is a movie within a movie, with a dance company putting on the opera "Carmen", and the actors reflecting the roles more and more as the movie progresses. However, while the plot is engrossing, the real thing to go for is the dance numbers. Someone with a flair for color, moving objects and sound photographed and edited this picture -- it has been a long, long time since I've seen tension and passion so impressively and clearly displayed in dance (especially the factory dance scene... really made me gasp). If you have any enjoyment for dance at all (and I really don't have much), see this movie. WORTH: Full price. MOSCOW ON THE HUDSON: Probably, this is one of the best pictures I've seen since "The Dead Zone" (raised eyebrows from some of you), though, of course, it is totally different. Do you remember Frank Capra movies? Very cornball, but still able to raise a lump in your throat in repeated showings ("It's a Wonderful Life" and "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" spring to mind). Preston Sturges wrote and directed comedies like Capra's, but with less corny dialogue. Well, "Moscow on the Hudson" is as good as any Capra film at stirring patriotism, but it does so without the schmaltz. This is definitely Robin Williams best acting job (no great compliment there), but most credit goes to Paul Mazursky for writing and direction. While I am not a well-known flag-waver, this movie made me feel how lucky I am to live in the USA without hitting me over the head with it. Russia's lack of political freedom is not portrayed by villainous KGB officials and a Kafka-like state of life; rather, it shows the boredom and unhappiness that life in the Soviet Union contains. This is, in many parts, a comedy, but it is gentle humor here... observations on American society made by someone with a great deal of affection for the people you find here. There are slow parts (the romantic story really bogs down), but there are moments here that really cause the eyes to mist up. Williams does acting here I did not think he could be capable of; he never degenerates into his (excellent) manic stand-up comic routine. A very good show all around. WORTH: Full price. The Napoleon of Crime | Currently skulking around | UUCP: MORIARTY | {ihnp4|decvax|tektronix}!uw-beaver!uw-june!moriarty | ARPANET: AKA -jwm- | moriarty@washington