rlr@pyuxn.UUCP (Rich Rosen) (05/26/84)
This weeks' issue of People magazine has an article on the
Residents. (They even merited a picture on the table of contents
page!) Very amusing and occasionally accurate article. (They keep
calling them a "rock band"; frankly I think they've got a new
publicity-hungry manager.)
What's interesting is the way they appear on the table of contents
page. There are three pictures shown: Drew Barrymore, the ever-important
Michael Jackson, and a Resident. Note that the Resident's hat seems to
"push aside" the textual description of the Michael Jackson article.
Is this foreboding? Deeply profound? Symbolic? ("GEORGE & JAMES" KNOCKS
"THRILLER" OUT OF #1 SPOT FOR 132nd TIME)
What next? The National Enquirer?
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WOMAN FROM WISCONSIN: "I GAVE BIRTH TO A RESIDENT"
BROOKE LEAVES MICHAEL FOR RESIDENTS; JACKSON HEARTBROKEN
DOLLY PARTON SPEAKS OUT ON THE RESIDENTS: "HOW THEY CHANGED MY LIFE"
RESIDENTS REVEAL THEIR DIET SECRETS: YOU TOO CAN HAVE AN EYEBALL-SHAPED HEAD
PROOF THAT THE RESIDENTS ARE REALLY MENUDO (and you thought they were the
Beatles)
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"You are not SAM. You are not ISAM!!!"
Rich Rosen pyuxn!rlr