[net.movies] Critics

Bradshaw.es@XEROX.ARPA (08/22/84)

Speaking of violence, Buckaroo Banzai, and Conan, I am wondering who
peoples' favorite critics are out there.

I like Roger Ebert, not because I agree with his taste, though I do much
of the time, but because he gives gut reactions, not analyses, to the
movies he likes. I like Siskel, though not as much. I dislike Jeffrey
Lyons and the other (what's his name?) on Sneak Previews. 

In the papers, I particularly dislike Sheila Benson, mostly because she
liked "The Man from Snowy River" and "Never Cry Wolf". She is a bleeding
heart, urbane, talkative fool. She thought "Never Cry Wolf" was
authentic. Too much time spent in LA, I guess, although anyone can pick
up a book on Alaska and learn enough to see shades of "That Darn Cat"
all over that "authentic" pile of trash.

Richard Shickel (spelling?) in Time annoys me. He takes things too
seriously.

I hate to admit it, but I find Gary Franklin entertaining.

Alazar.ES@XEROX.ARPA (08/22/84)

Lyons' partner is named Neil Gabler; both of them are callow and
shallow.

Siskel is subject to cardiohemorrhage, but at least is articulate.

Notwithstanding your comment that he gives "gut reactions, not
analyses," I like Roger Ebert because of his analyses.  And besides, he
has (really!) a screen credit for writing one of the Valley of the Dolls
epics--Beyond t.V.o.t.D., I think.

But these are just reviewers.  You want to talk critic, that's something
else.

You could safely start with Crist.  Judith, that is.  Inventor,
practically, of the aesthetic du junk.  Richard Grennier is better
still: sprightly but serious, always interesting, and comes from a
refreshingly different slant.  But the champion is easily John Simon.
No pushover.  Eternal standards for our time.  A word-craftsman in
Diogenes-like search of tri-acetate craftsmanship.

(Grennier makes the point, by the way, that many of us are given to the
cliche "celluloid" for movies, when they have been on tri-acetate for
decades.)

(It is no reflection on Simon that Diogenes, out searching for an honest
man all those years, was wanted back in Athens for counterfeiting.
Maybe he was looking for someone to cheat?)

Hamilton.ES@XEROX.ARPA (08/22/84)

From:  Bruce Hamilton <Hamilton.ES@XEROX.ARPA>

Michael Ventura, of the LA Weekly, is light-years beyond all others.  He
is both impassioned and articulate; and I even agree with him much of
the time.  Ventura walks a dangerous line toward becoming too preachy
and emotionally involved with the films and filmmakers he writes on, but
his prose is so fine, that I can't take him to task.

Does anybody know what happened to Myron Meisel, who used to write for
the LA Reader a few years ago?  I often disagreed with him, but his
reviews were always tremendously informative -- worth more than most
film courses, I suspect.

For a "mass market" reviewer, David Ansen in Newsweek is excellent at
conveying to me a sense of a film in a few sentences.  Jack Kroll I
think much less of.

I'll lay you odds Kroll is 20 or 30 years older than Ansen.  It seems to
me that awfully many of the over-50 (or maybe I should say over-60)
generation of critics invariably affect a curious naivete-cum-pomposity
which I find absolutely MADDENNING!  Anybody else read Edwin Tatnall
Canby in Audio?  Whenever I read one of his columns, I think I'd like to
take a large pair of boxing gloves and beat the @#$% out of him.

--Bruce

RAcosta.ES@XEROX.ARPA (08/22/84)

My picks for favorite critics:

1. Mikal Gilmore
2. Roger Ebert
3. Kevin Thomas
4. Gene Siskel
5. Joe Bob

Honorable Mention: Pauline Kael

/Rod.

Alazar.ES@XEROX.ARPA (08/22/84)

Thanks, Stuart, for mentioning Pauline Kael.  Somehow I left her name
out.  One of the finest.  Biting, satirical, feminist, and altogether
unpleasant and unwholesome--just this side of perfection!

Lewis.ES@XEROX.ARPA (08/22/84)

Ah, but Sheila Benson really liked Buckaroo Banzai, so she isn't ALL
bad!   You just have to be skeptical when she starts getting sappy. 

Deb

Lewis.ES@XEROX.ARPA (08/22/84)

------
"I tried reading some of Pauline Kael's reviews in her published 
anthology of reviews and found them to be biting, satirical, feminist,
and altogether unpleasant and unwholesome. She left a very bitter taste
in my mouth."
------

Tsk, tsk.  Are we to interpret this statement as equating "feminist"
with "unpleasant and unwholesome"?  Stuart will find himself getting
quite crispy over this one.

Deb

Bradshaw.es@XEROX.ARPA (08/22/84)

Where can I find reviews by Crist, Grennier, and Simon?

CORPUS.henr@XEROX.ARPA (08/22/84)

Best critic: Joe Bob.

All the rest are a bunch of Bimbos, if you know what I mean and I think you do!
KC 

Alazar.ES@XEROX.ARPA (08/22/84)

Crist, I don't know.

Grennier in Commentary Magazine, the which you would do yourself a favor
to read anyway.

Simon in National Review, which is likely not to your political
taste--too bad if politics keeps you from reading the best movie critic.

LFeinberg.es@XEROX.ARPA@sri-unix.UUCP (08/23/84)

In the Los Angeles area, there is only one cinema reviewer whose views I
respect.  This is Peter Reiner, who appears regularly in the L.A. Herald
Examiner (a Hearst newspaper).  Despite the Examiner's low-brow image,
Mr. Reiner consistanly demonstrates an intelligent understanding of the
works he reviews. 

For me, however, there is nothing like watching "At The Movies" or
"Sneak Previews". These two T.V. shows feature clips from various
current movies, along with disscusion by two critics.  Regardless of
what the critics say, I can judge for myself when I get to see a couple
of scenes.

(And it's unanimous: the critics on "Sneak Previews" these days are
awful.  Here's why:  They don't give us their true reactions to the
movie.  They give a review from the viewpoint of the persona they would
like to project.  This is especially true of the younger one.) 

Lawrence <LFeinberg.es>  

rs55611@ihuxk.UUCP (Robert E. Schleicher) (08/27/84)

The thing I like about Siskel and Ebert is that you always get the feeling
from them that there's nothing they'd rather be doing than sitting in
a theater, surrounded by an audience, munching on popcorn and watching a
movie.  (Notice I didn't say "film" or "cinema".)  With some critics
(Pauline Kael is an example) you get the feeling they'd rather not mix with
the riff-raff at most theaters, and would prefer watching only "important
films" at private screenings.  I think that movie critics should at least enjoy 
going to the movies!

Bob Schleicher
ihuxk!rs55611

mclure@SRI-UNIX.ARPA (08/28/84)

I too like Roger Ebert. He is a rolly-polly, fun kinda guy. He reminds
me a lot of my broker. I have read a lot of his *written* reviews that
come out on the newswire from Chicago and his written stuff is pretty
good. I think he won a Pulitzer a few years ago for his writing, for
whatever that is worth.

I tried reading some of Pauline Kael's reviews in her published 
anthology of reviews and found them to be biting, satirical, feminist,
and altogether unpleasant and unwholesome. She left a very bitter taste
in my mouth.

	Stuart

moriarty@fluke.UUCP (08/30/84)

Yes, I remember a quote somewhere that Pauline Kael is a person who goes
into a film with an adversary relationship...

On the other hand, she gave "Buckaroo Banzai" a pretty good review...

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michaelf@ism780.UUCP (09/08/84)

	      A fairly accurate and sound group of opinions. I must agree
     with you on Michael Ventura. He is the best. He's the only reason I
     read the L.A. Weekly. It's too bad Harlan left the Weekly, that was
     quite a tandem. Both are very opinionated, but their kind of writing
     is always a pleasant change from the self-serving drivel I see in there
     now.