gts@dmcnh.UUCP (09/26/84)
[A Bug. Hmmm, I'll have a Mutant Bug. Hello, Yar.]
I have nominations for Greatest Lack of Continuity in a Movie:
"Cannonball Run"
The start of the race everyone gets timecards. At the
end the timecards went the way of the script writer....
"Up the Creek"
[My choice for Worst Movie of the 80's.]
Not only did the actors vacillate in and out of their
lifejackets and wet/dry clothes, but the climax of the
film relies on the fact that suddenly the river becomes
a hillside 1 mile downstream....
"E.T."
Boy, wouldn't it have been neat if that little scuzzy
twerp could fly at the *beginning* of the movie so he
didn't get left behind?
"2001"
A Strauss video: A zillion dollars for the accuracy and
beauty of the models in the first half; eighty-nine cents
for the melted crayons in the last half....
Any other nominations?
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