gts@dmcnh.UUCP (11/03/84)
[Here lie the Joe Bob Fairies....] Let all men be known by these presence: That on this the third day of November in the year of our lord 1984, Guy T. Schafer, hereafter referred to as the party of the first part, does hereby offer and confer his apologies in a willful and public manner upon and to i) the usenet community and ii) the LA Times Syndicate. And thus the party of the first part does hereby agree in full and without exception to cease and desist from all manner of activities involving the infringement of copyrights in any form including, but not limited to, electronic text transfer. Also the party of the first part shall willfully return with proper remuneration for postage any "Joe Bob Briggs" article which arrives at his place of residence at such time that the sender may reasonably be unaware of this new document which supersedes any previous document or offer. (signed) Guy T. Schafer decvax!ittvax!sii!dmcnh!gts
jdb@qubix.UUCP (Jeff Bulf) (11/04/84)
> Also the party of the first part shall willfully return with > proper remuneration for postage any "Joe Bob Briggs" article > which arrives at his place of residence at such time that > the sender may reasonably be unaware of this new document > which supersedes any previous document or offer. Hoo-boy. Wazzis part mean? -- Dr Memory ...{amd,ucbvax,ihnp4}!qubix!jdb