[net.movies] Breakfast Club Joke

jfh@browngr.UUCP (John F. Hughes) (03/19/85)

In The Breakfast Club there is a wonderful scene where John Bender is
climbing around in the rafters and telling himself a joke. He says
(I quote roughly):

     So this blond walks into a bar, and she has a toy poodle under
     one arm and under the other arm she has a salami. She walks in,
     and sets the poodle on the bar; the bartender comes over to her
     and says "I don't suppose your going to want a drink?" And the
     blond says...

Then he falls through the rafters and the joke is never completed. Does
anyone actually *know* the ending to this joke? Or have you made up a
good ending? Please mail to me if you have. Thanks.
   -jfh