[net.music] JACKER/DRAGSON - the mere fact that you even HEARD this slime

davidl@tekig.UUCP (David Levadie) (06/18/84)

indicates that either you turned on a Corporate Rock station - in which
case you undoubtedly sleep with animals, too - or were in the wrong place
at the right time, or vice-versa...

There!  Insults first this time!

Boy, I got all kinds of good stuff.  New EP by Tesco Vee and the Meat Krew,
which should be required listening for net mushbrains.  Old ? and the
Mysterians album!!! for which I paid too much.  I wish I'd had a brain
back in the 60s.  AND... Avengers album (SF residents may now yawn), ORIGINAL
Yardbirds Greatest Hits (MORE too much, still LESS brains in the 60's),
and an Angry Samoans album, and... and...  I got the ONLY COPY of the new
BIG BLACK EP that CAME INTO the STORE!!!!!!!!

I must be living right.

Big Black is incredible, & there is one song, "Seth", on the new "Bulldozer"
EP that should be required listening for everybody in the universe, not
just net mushbrains.

Oh - and I got the Chesterfield Kings album, and the ONLY copy (again)
of the new Effigies album that came in, though (DAMMIT!) it didn't
have "Quota" or "Body Bag" or that other one they released on an E.P.,
on it... but, it's pretty good.  Anybody in the Midwest that knows
the Effigies, tell them they are DUMB for not putting those songs
on their album.

This is a waste of time, everybody that's left on net.music is too busy
trying to decide which garbage stinks least.  Where the hell is mincemeat,
anyway?

Did anybody besides me see the Exploited?  or are you too busy dwelling
on DERWANK DERWANK and the rest of the polyester wankers... How anybody
can complain about AM radio drivel when there's so much good stuff
around and so many STARVING rockers that can't get a break from the
corporate music biznecrat penguins, is BEYOND me...  I noticed somebody
explaining about how classical musicians go to music school for 356
years to learn to play the bonaphone and then are all whimpery when they
can't make as much money as Knuckel Dragson et. al.  Well, you ought
to see what DOA and Black Flag go through, touring, coming home completely
broke, sleeping in parking garages...  My heart bleeds for those poor
classical bonaphone blowers, on salary, usually at public expense -

Anyway, go see the Exploited.  Maybe you'll remember what it was like
to be alive.  Don't drive your BMW or wear your tweed coat or your riding
cap or the skinheads will turn you into glue for Wattie's mohawk.

Wank, wank, wank...