[net.movies] Galaxy Song

jfh@phs.UUCP (Fran Heidlage) (04/20/85)

	Last weekend, I saw Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life" on
cable, and I fell in love with the Galaxy Song.  You know, the one about
the earth traveling around the sun, which is moving through the galaxy,
which is moving through the universe, etc.  It was sung both in the middle
of the move, and during the closing credits.
	I would dearly love to have the lyrics to this song.  If anyone
could mail me a copy, I would greatly appreciate it.

						Fran Heidlage
						duke!phs!jfh




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steve@micomvax.UUCP (Steve Grice) (04/29/85)

I tried mailing this but it didn't get through...

Here are the lyrics to the Galaxy song;

Just remember that your'e standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour,
That's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars
It's 100,000 light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, 16,000 light years thick
But out by us it's just 3,000 light years wide
We're 30,000 light years from galactic central point,
We go round every 200 million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding Universe.

The Universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whiz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light you know,
12 million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
Because there's bugger all down here on earth.


"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint".

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Steve Grice
philabs!micomvax!steve

steve@micomvax.UUCP (Steve Grice) (04/29/85)

It seems in my previous article I forgot to mention that the lyrics were taken
from Monty Python the meaning of life.
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Steve Grice
philabs!micomvax!steve

ughenry@sunybcs.UUCP (Henry Neeman) (05/13/85)

> 
> 	Last weekend, I saw Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life" on
> cable, and I fell in love with the Galaxy Song.  You know, the one about
> the earth traveling around the sun, which is moving through the galaxy,
> which is moving through the universe, etc.  It was sung both in the middle
> of the move, and during the closing credits.
> 	I would dearly love to have the lyrics to this song.  If anyone
> could mail me a copy, I would greatly appreciate it.
> 
> 						Fran Heidlage
> 						duke!phs!jfh

The song goes like this:
 
     Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,
     And things seem hard or tough,
     And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
     And you feel that you've had quite enou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ough...

  Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving,
      Revolving at nine hundred miles an hour;
  That's orbiting at nineteen (90?) miles a second, so it's reckoned,
      A sun that is the source of all our power.
  The sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
      Are moving at a million miles a day,
  In an outward spiral arm at forty thousand miles an hour
      Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.

  The galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars,
      It's a hundred thousand lightyears side to side;
  It bulges in the middle sixteen (60?) thousand lightyears thick,
      But out by us it's just three thousand lightyears wide.
  We're thirty thousand lightyears from Galactic Central Point,
      We go 'round ev'ry two hundred million years,
  And our galaxy is only one of millions and billions
      In this amazing and expanding universe.

       (Here there is a short waltz with Eric Idle as the singer
        and Terry Jones as the frumpy housewife.)

  The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
      In all of the directions it can whiz;
  As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know,
      Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.
  So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure,
      How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
  And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
      'Cause there's buggerall down here on Earth!

BTW, this whole song, in case you don't remember, is part of an effort on
John Cleese's part to get Terry to give up his/her liver for an organ
donation.  The dialogue after the song goes something like this:

Terry:  It all makes you seem so . . . insignificant.

John:  Yeah . . . .  So . . . can we have your liver out?

Terry:  Yeah, all right.


ughenry@buffalo (Henry J. Neeman @ State University of New York at Buffalo)

P. S.:  If you want more Python, just ask.