[net.movies] notes on The Goonies

steven@ism70.UUCP (06/05/85)

THE GOONIES

Starring Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen, Corey Feldman,
Ke Huy Quan, Kerri Green and Martha Plimpton.

Also starring Robert Davi, Joe Pantoliano, Anne Ramsey and John
Matuszak.

Directed by Richard Donner. Written by Chris Columbus. Story by
Steven Spielberg. Produced by Richard Donner and Harvey Bernhard.

Photographed by Nick McLean. Production Designed by J. Michael
Riva.  Edited by Michael Kahn.  Music by Dave Grusin. Visual
Effects Supervision by Michael McAlister for Industrial Light and
Magic.

From Warner Bros. Pictures (1985)

This isn't a very good film for anybody over 14 years of age, and
that's a shame. Walked out of the theater and turned to my friend
and said, "A new low." I guess that's being a bit harsh on _T_h_e
_G_o_o_n_i_e_s, but it is a major disappointment from Richard Donner and
Steven Spielberg.

Brothers Mikey (Sean Astin, kid of John and Patty Duke Astin) and
Brand (scion of James Brolin) are being forced to leave their
friends and home because land developers are foreclosing on their
house to build a new country club. Together with Chunk (Jeff
Cohen), Mouth (Corey Feldman) and Dayta (Ke Huy Quan), the band
of intrepid Goonies go on one last adventure together. Seems that
Dad is a museum curator for this small coastal Oregon community
and up in the attic amongst all the neat stuff is a mysterious
map daring all comers to locate the final resting place of
notorious pirate One-Eyed Willie and his lost treasure.

It's not a very original picture; it's more like a Steven
Spielberg apologia to those parents who were gulled into thinking
_I_n_d_i_a_n_a_ _J_o_n_e_s_ _a_n_d_ _t_h_e_ _T_e_m_p_l_e_ _o_f_ _D_o_o_m was suitable pre-teen fare.
The villains of this piece, a family of criminals named the
Fratellis, are all played for laughs rather than menace. The
Goonies, as the kids call themselves, thread their way through a
series of One-Eyed Willie's booby traps -- all more or less
variations of the opening scene in _R_a_i_d_e_r_s_ _o_f_ _t_h_e_ _L_o_s_t_ _A_r_k, where
one false step can send poisoned arrows or whatever shooting out
at you -- on the way to their discovery. Again, threatening
situations to the Goonies are played for a high-enegy comic-book
feel.

The big things that went wrong with this flick stem from pacing
and from Donner's direction of the performers. Somebody must
have told screenwriter Chris Columbus to work on his dialogue
this time at bat, because it comes out spiky and florid; much
improved from the flat exposition of _G_r_e_m_l_i_n_s. But Richard Donner
has the kids talk very fast, very loudly and all at once. Donner
probably strove to give the exposition a little heightened flair,
but it makes the dialogue very difficult to understand.  Ke Huy
Quan, with his Vietnamese accent, is barely comprehensible.
Under the circumstances, the kids give reasonable performances.
I've heard rumors that Richard Donner didn't have a lot of
patience with his child actors and as a result, Spielberg was
having to come down to the set a lot to work with them.

The action sequences of the film have the same problem that the
action sequences in _I_n_d_i_a_n_a_ _J_o_n_e_s do; they don't progress any.
You never really get a sense in the picture that the Goonies are
getting any closer to their goal. The picture has momentum but no
movement. The story has way too many characters for an action
flick (seven Goonies and four villains) that are all conceived
with "hooks" (strong character traits) that are overplayed and as
a result never add up to real, believable people. All Chunk talks
about is food, food, food. There aren't any straight characters
to speak of; everyone onscreen is an eccentric and it gets
repetitious.

The story panders to its pre-teen audience to such an extent as
to turn off any potential older viewers. There are some really
idiotic comic scenes that look like Hal Needham outtakes; they
don't have a place in the film, yet they're here.  Mikey has
three or four too many sappy monologues talking about how kids
are different from adults and it really bogs down the film's
already out-of-whack pacing. The ending goes on forever as all
the characters have their little resolutions. _T_h_e_ _G_o_o_n_i_e_s could
have had a really big visual action ending which I'm sure you'll
second guess when you see it. But it doesn't occur, really,
because of a decision to go for a more heartwarming, mystic tone.
I think it was a mistake.

Don't get me wrong; it'll make plenty of money. Not as much as
it could have, but _T_h_e_ _G_o_o_n_i_e_s certainly has enough richness of
detail in its production (some really nice shots, great photography
by Nick McLean and production design by J. Michael Riva (_B_u_c_k_a_r_o_o
_B_a_n_z_a_i)) to satisfy on some level. The thing that worries me is
that Spielberg apparently tried to learn from the mistakes he made
in _I_n_d_i_a_n_a_ _J_o_n_e_s, but went too far in the other direction. He made
this film too nice for its audience and they won't respond. Even
the edge of sick humor that _G_r_e_m_l_i_n_s had has been washed out in
favor of overblown Saturday matinee antics. Too bad. Subtlety and
originality would have really helped this flick.

Two stars out of four.