leeper@mtgzz.UUCP (m.r.leeper) (06/14/85)
TRAVESTY BLAISE A film review by Mark R. Leeper I while back I reveiewed the book MODESTY BLAISE by Peter O'Donnell. I am sitting here watching the film adaptation, directed by no less respected a talent than Joseph Losey, the powerful director of THE PROWLER, THE SERVANT, and ACCIDENT. I haven't seen those respected films, but I can tell he is a powerful director by the mayhem he is able to commit on this story. To begin with, there is Modesty herself, in the book razor-sharp, practical, independent, cat-like. Take what Emma Peel had and multiply it by two. That's Modesty. Now take Losey's Modesty. Monica Vitti is just the opposite sort of woman: clumsy as a horse in high heels, wearing all sorts of stupid-looking fashions and far too much make-up. She talks like she has the intellect of a hamster when she isn't giggling, which she does incessantly. She seems a complete bubble-headed incompetent. The script's contriving that she knows a few facts at the right instant--seemingly quite out of character--is the only concession to the original character's intellect that Losey makes. The fight scenes are hilarious. She has absolutely no physical control, yet villains walk into her knives. In the book, Modesty has a completely platonic relation with her cohort, Willie Garvin. It is the under-current of sexual tension they cover up that gives their relationship character. Losey comes right out and makes them lovers, and in the heat of battle they sing love songs to each other! Gabriel--a master criminal in the book--is effete and fatuous in the film. His real ambition, other than eating dainty foods is to disprove his mother's view that he is a mamma's boy. He flits around with a pink parasol and scolds the hired help. I do not know what Losey was trying to do with this film. If his casting so totally against type, his infantile humor (an extreme form of camp), and his self-indulgence were meant to be saying something, they didn't. Somehow, I think he thought they would make this an art film. It isn't. This is easily as bad a film adaptation as any of the Dean Martin "Matt Helm" films. It is considerably worse as an adaptation than DUNE. Rate this trash -3 on the -4 to +4 scale. It has been a good long time since I last saw a film this bad. Mark R. Leeper ...ihnp4!mtgzz!leeper