[net.movies] Those amazing melting witches

thiel@ut-ngp.UTEXAS (Stephen W. Thiel) (06/21/85)

["How do you know she is a witch?"  "She looks like one!"]

A while back, I asked
>A "trivial" question:
>
>Can anybody tell me why the Wicked Witch of the West melted when she got 
>wet?  

My mail on this subject has died down, so here's what I found out ... I'm
sure you've all been waiting with bated breath.  These are pretty much 
verbatim replies, with identification stripped off.

First, my favorite answer:
>Because she's a witch!  Didn't anyone ever tell you that all witches melt
>when they get wet?!

Next, the answer I remembered, but was embarassed to post.  I was
thoroughly chuckled at by some of my co-workers for suggesting that
>The wicked witch melted because she was made of brown sugar.  I don't think
>that fact came out in the movie, but it was in several of the 'Oz' series 
>written by L. Frank Baum.
(By the way, I don't think this is so strange, so if this is your answer, 
don't feel badly about it.)

An interesting theory: 
>In one of the Oz books, someone observes that the reason that the
>Witch of the *East* turned to dust and dissolved when she got
>slammed by a house was that (paraphrase) she was old and completely
>dried up, only her magic arts had kept her alive.  Evidently the
>impact of the house disrupted the spell sufficiently.  Likely enough,
>the Witch of the West was in a similarly dessicated state and the
>effect of water was to turn this walking pile of clay into a mud pie.
>
>It is not clear whether the Good Witches are equally subject to
>bathing, but I suspect that they have a more benign way of 
>increasing their longevity.  

An interesting observation:
>The reason the witch melted when she got wet probably has to do with the
>custom of throwing witches into water to see if they were indeed witches.
>Of course, they didn't melt then, but this could be the basis for it.

This is, I think, the "true" answer:
>If we go by the movie, she melted because "troubles melt like lemon drops"
>in the land over the rainbow :-).  But we should go to the source - the
>book by L. Frank Baum.  In _The Wonderful Wizard of Oz_ it says:
>
>"The Witch did not bleed where she was bitten, for she was so wicked the
>blood in her had dried up many years before."
>
>"Indeed, the Witch never touched water, nor ever allowed water to touch
>her in any way."
>
>Later it speaks of her "dissolving like brown sugar" into a "brown,
>melted, shapeless mass."  The text shows that since her body was
>completely dehydrated she dissolved easily in water, like sugar.

My thanks to all who replied.  I'm sure I'll sleep better at night now that
I understand this important physical phenomenon.
-- 
                                         Steve Thiel
                               ...ihnp4!ut-ngp!thiel

"How can we tell if she is a witch?"
"Build a bridge out o' 'er!"
"Ah yes, but can we not also build bridges out of stone?"