moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) (06/21/85)
In my opinion, there's only one man for the job: John Cleese. ---- Bond: "Are there ANY S.P.E.C.T.R.E. agents in this building?" Flunky: "No, sir. I was just leading you on." Bond: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to shoot you." Flunky: "I quite understand, sir." BANG! Bond: "What a senseless waste of human life..." ---- [Opening shot of a casino, filled with very rich gambles and a smoke-filled atmosphere. Camera moves by roulette wheel, where Bond is winning heavily. A fantastically beautiful woman approaches him.] Woman: "You play roulette very well, Mr...?" [James Bond music swells in the background] Bond: "DO YOU MIND! I'm trying to concentrate! Stupid cow!" ---- Oh well, maybe Mel Gibson would be better after all.... "You'd do it for Randolph Scott." (chorus) "*gasp* RANDOLPH SCOTT!" Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc. UUCP: {cornell,decvax,ihnp4,sdcsvax,tektronix,utcsri}!uw-beaver \ {allegra,gatech!sb1,hplabs!lbl-csam,decwrl!sun,ssc-vax} -- !fluke!moriarty ARPA: fluke!moriarty@uw-beaver.ARPA
okie@ihuxi.UUCP (cobb) (06/26/85)
> In my opinion, there's only one man for the job: John Cleese. > > Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer John Cleese? I can see it now... Bond is trapped in the containment dome of a breeder reactor with (of course) a beautiful woman. Overhead, the evil Larch is about to flood the dome with molten silicon from around the reactor, killing Bond and starting a chain reaction that will blow up the state of Rhode Island. Bond turns to the woman and says... "And now for something completely different --" (Need I say that the movie is entitled "A View to a Spill?" I thought not.) B.K.Cobb ihnp4!ihuxi!okie "Lemon curry?"