[net.movies] Kelvin

kwc@cvl.UUCP (Kenneth W. Crist Jr.) (08/20/85)

	This is for whoever is/are Kelvin Thompson. I did not read your 1984
review, because I was not interested in the movie. I did read your A New Hope
review and you fooled me. I really thought you were serious and that you had
not understood the movie. Later postings to the net (yours and others) showed
me the error of my thinking.
	When you reviewed Casablanca, I had by this time written you off as
some one who was trying to get cheap gratification from making a few people
mad at you. I read the review to see what you ahd to say, and found my ideas
were still confirmed. 
	Your last review though on Back to the Future was just plain stupid.
If you were trying to inject a little satire in your other reviews, you
really flopped with this one. Why don't you just stop posting your reviews,
because hopefully most people will stop reading them. Charles J. Fox, really
Kelvin, couldn't you have done something better than this?

						Kenneth Crist
						Computer Vision Lab
						University of Maryland

masuma@drupa.UUCP (Masuma Rahman) (08/24/85)

	Here's a little "advice" to all net.movies readers . . .
	I'm sure we all know by now that "Kelvin Thompson" is a hoax.
	You see, there are a lot of wierdoes out there, and the above
   	mentioned name represents one of the WIERDEST!!!
	I really couldn't careless whether it is one "misguided, 
	deprived-of-attention" person, a group of silly youngsters
	or an AI experiment. But I AM getting extremely bored of
	all the wasted time, energy and postings on him (flames etc).

	So here is what I suggest.  PLEASE ignore him!!!! Like a brat
	who acts bratty just to get attention, if you ignore him, with
	any luck he'll eventually crawl back under his rock.  Even if
	you read his stuff (I know there is a very irresistable curiosity
	to find out how awfully stupid people can be!!) please don't
	give him the satisfaction of knowing that you did.

	"BE REAL QUITE . . . MAYBE IT'LL GO AWAY!!!"

moriarty@fluke.UUCP (s) (08/25/85)

Just a short note so as not to waste your time or mine: I really enjoy
Kelvin's reviews, and hope he keeps them up.  They're quite enjoyable, and
some of the best writing on the net since Ken Ardnt disappeared (from my
notice, anyway).  Can't figure out why so many people are irate over his
stuff...
                                        Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
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