edward@ukecc.UUCP (Edward C. Bennett) (10/13/85)
How about John Derek's version of "Tarzan". Talk about bad. This movie is embarrasing to watch. Even Bo Derek prancing around Africa au natural can't save this flop. (Not that Bo could save anything anyway. I mean, let's be honest, she's not that great looking. Yeah she's pretty, but looks do not an actress make. And I'm drastically stretching the definition of 'actress' here.) And that bar-bell-boy that plays Tarzan, takes real talent to swing on a vine and say "Ugh". And what about the screenplay! Remember the scene with Bo and Tarzan in the pool? She is fondling a banana and saying something like "I'm still a virgin" in this jump-my-bones-and-I'll-f*ck-your-*thing*-off kind of voice. Like ol' muscle-boy really understands English ! ;-) I'm not sure if this movie is really 'bad', but it sure is DUMB! I'll bet this is one film that Richard Harris leaves of his resume ;-) -- Edward C. Bennett UUCP: ihnp4!cbosgd!ukma!ukecc!edward /* A charter member of the Scooter bunch */ "Goodnight M.A."
ccs020@ucdavis.UUCP (Kevin Chu) (10/16/85)
> > How about John Derek's version of "Tarzan". Talk about bad. > This movie is embarrasing to watch. Even Bo Derek prancing around > Africa au natural can't save this flop. (Not that Bo could save > anything anyway. I mean, let's be honest, she's not that great looking. > Yeah she's pretty, but looks do not an actress make. And I'm drastically > stretching the definition of 'actress' here.) And that bar-bell-boy that > plays Tarzan, takes real talent to swing on a vine and say "Ugh". And > what about the screenplay! Remember the scene with Bo and Tarzan in the > pool? She is fondling a banana and saying something like "I'm still > a virgin" in this jump-my-bones-and-I'll-f*ck-your-*thing*-off kind > of voice. Like ol' muscle-boy really understands English ! ;-) > I'm not sure if this movie is really 'bad', but it sure is DUMB! > > I'll bet this is one film that Richard Harris leaves of his resume ;-) > > -- > Edward C. Bennett > This posting was more entertaining than the movie!! :-) -- --Kevin Chu ..ucbvax!ucdavis!vega!ccs020 /ex