[net.movies] Recent Previews

srt@ucla-cs.UUCP (10/22/85)

Just a quick mention of some previews I've recently seen.  These are all
working titles, so...

HAMBURGER THE MOVIE

A typical teen exploitation film, though a bit more hardcore than most.
This film has no pretensions - it starts immediately with the women's
locker room shower scene.  The plot, such as it is, follows six recent
inductees to a "college" run by a big Hamburger chain.  Only saw the first
15 minutes of this one.  Most of the audience was walking out (pretty
unusual in a preview) but you might like this if you like this type of
movie (i.e., Porky's, Spring Break).

CLUB PARADISE

Starring Robin Williams, Jimmy Cliff, Twiggy, Peter O'Toole and a number of
people from Second City.  Screenplay by Harold Ramis (Animal House,
Vacation).  The story of a Chicago fireman who retires to the obscure
Carribean island of St. Nicholas and invests in a club down there.  Jimmy
Cliff plays the owner of the club who is also the club's entertainment and
(surprise!) a rebel leader.  The club is beset by the usual problems,
including a corrupt local administration who are trying to sell the island
to an Arab.  Peter O'Toole plays the island's British governor.  All in all
a very slow movie that wastes a lot of talent.  Especially annoying is the
childish political tone of the movie with Arab bad guys, revolution, reggae
for the people, stoned Rastafarians, etc.  O'Toole's role is completely
gratuitous and could be struck from the movie.  Ramis fails again.

YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES

Executive Director Steven Spielberg.  Ah, finally a good one, typical fare
from the Spielberg mill.  The movie follows the adventures of young Sherlock
and Watson when they meet at boarding school and become involved in a series
of murders.  Mixed in with a good Doyle-style Holmes story is the usual
Spielberg stuff:  special effects, exotic Egyptian settings, etc.  The first
scene in particular is a grabber.  It starts out pleasantly enough, with an
English gent walking the snowy streets of London, looking like something out
of Dickens.  But then...well, I won't give it away.  I can't honestly say
this is Spielberg's best effort overall (hard to know how much he really had
to do with it) but it will certainly add to his growing legend.  Look for
a Christmas release.

shiue@h-sc1.UUCP (steve shiue) (10/26/85)

> 
> YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES
> 
> Executive Director Steven Spielberg.  Ah, finally a good one, typical fare
> from the Spielberg mill...  
> ...I can't honestly say
> thus is Spielberg's best effort overall (hard to know how much he really had
> to do with it) but it will certainly add to his growing legend. 

	I suppose that Spielberg is quite busy, being a
mogul and general Hollywood deity these days, and finds it
hard to find time to direct anymore, but I find it a bit
annoying that he is named producer or Executive Director on
so many films - this is a rather gutless ploy.  The way it
works is that if the picture is Bomb City like The Goonies,
then Spielberg doesn't take the rap.  If, however, the
picture is a smash that all the critics like, like Back to
the Future, then "Spielberg - he's a genius!" It all reminds
me of the cult of Leopold Stokowski the conductor that used
to exist (see the Bugs Bunny cartoon "Long-haired Hare",
where Bugs dresses up like Stokowski and all the musicians
in the orchestra pit whisper with hushed reverence,
"Leopold... Leopold!").
	I also find it annoying that ever since "E.T.",
Spielberg has been exclusively identified with
children-fluff-sentimental movies - the god of
nouveau-Disney.  People seem to have forgotten entirely that
this is the man who created "Jaws", in which kids got
MUNCHED, not carried into the stars by benevolent
child/aliens.  Being of a somewhat perverse mind-set, I prefer "Jaws"
to the later films (though I like most of them - it's just
the Cult of the Spielberg that irks me).  When people think
of Spielberg now, the first thing that comes to mind is
the preview image of
flashing, brilliant light through a window (aliens?
poltergeists? who knows - refer to previews for Close
Encounters, E.T., Poltergeist, etc.), the wind, blowing the curtains,
and the actor shouting and looking intense.  That was what bugged me so
much about the "Amazing Stories" teaser that was aired all
over NBC shortly before the show's debut - the kid jumping
up and down and shouting,
"It's COMING! IT'S COMING!" while the brilliant light
flashes outside the window.  Where have I seen that image
before, Steven?  The whole thing has become such a painful
cliche.
	But enough spleen and Spielberg-bashing.  If I were
the director of "E.T." and "Close Encounters" and hooked up
to biggest gravy train in the history of the universe, it is
likely that I too would get into the "executive
producer/director" racket damn quick.  Just the same as if I
were the author of #1 bestsellers that number in the double
digits, I would start publishing books every six months
regardless whether they were new or old manuscripts or under
a pseudonym or whatever, and allow the quality of my writing
to go all to hell (and don't get me wrong - I LOVE Stephen
King.  It's just that he must laugh so damn HARD every time
he looks at his bank statement).  So, being poor, moral
superiority and the rest come easy.

			-Steve Shiue

"Great stunt, Daffy! They loved you!"
"I know, I know.  But I can only do it once."