devine@asgb.UUCP (Robert J. Devine) (11/01/85)
The silliness continues. Here is the result of the Rambo vs. The Commando fight. After slugging it out over distribution, billing and choice of directors, the result is Rambo 1 The Commando 2 No Fight (due to professional courtesy) 1 So, it's all over but the residuals... Bob ----------------------- The Votes --------------------------------------------- From: hao!seismo!harvard!uames (Ames UUCP) > There's no reason for them to fight, now, is there? I mean, Rambo and Matrix > could just bump into each other while fleeing a firefight, in a temporarily > calm spot... I can just imagine the meeting. > > RAMBO: Uh, hi there, I'm John Rambo. > MATRIX: Hello. I am John Matrix. > [They spend a moment checking out each other's weapon collections.] > RAMBO: I like the Mac-10. > MATRIX: Yes, it adds a nice touch. > [Suddenly, a burst of fire goes off near them.] > MATRIX: Let's party! > RAMBO: Let's kick some ass! > [They kill everything, then pause for a moment.] > M: Very nicely done. > R: Same to you! > [They shake hands.] From: hao!seismo!iuvax!wagle (Perry Wagle) > Rambo would (unless luck goes against him). John (Matrix), while showing > more brains, actually uses less of them and relies much more on the script > never hitting him with bullets. Rambo seemed to use more finesse, and > sneak up on his opponents rather than walking or running by them in full > view with guns blazing. They would both die quickly in real life. From: hao!ihnp4!ukma!sean (Sean Casey) > Commando would win becuse he can stand in front of 50 soldiers firing > Uzis from less than a hundred feet away and dodge all the bullets. From: jsl@princeton.UUCP (Jong Lee) > It's gotta be the Commando because he can smell his victim/enemy....and the > way those guys sweat....