moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) (12/05/85)
["Look, kid, no one ever said it was going to be *easy* being the Napoleon
of Crime..."]
A friend pointed out to me that last night's Seattle newscast mentioned that
anyone sitting through the lengthy end credits of "Young Sherlock Holmes"
would discover the origins of Moriarty. I left in disappointment through
the middle of the credits -- could someone please inform me of my own origin?
If they even *hint* that I'm supposed to be some crazed Egyptian priest with
a looney sister, a blood feud and an urge to dress up in a kinky Anubis
costume, I'm sending Col. Moran after Spielburg, Levinson and Columbus so
fast it'll make their heads spin... off. Good lord, I'm not religious! I'm
just interested in money & power! You know, like on "Dynasty"...
"The man pervades London, and no one has heard of him."
Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
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