moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) (12/05/85)
["Look, kid, no one ever said it was going to be *easy* being the Napoleon of Crime..."] A friend pointed out to me that last night's Seattle newscast mentioned that anyone sitting through the lengthy end credits of "Young Sherlock Holmes" would discover the origins of Moriarty. I left in disappointment through the middle of the credits -- could someone please inform me of my own origin? If they even *hint* that I'm supposed to be some crazed Egyptian priest with a looney sister, a blood feud and an urge to dress up in a kinky Anubis costume, I'm sending Col. Moran after Spielburg, Levinson and Columbus so fast it'll make their heads spin... off. Good lord, I'm not religious! I'm just interested in money & power! You know, like on "Dynasty"... "The man pervades London, and no one has heard of him." Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer ARPA: fluke!moriarty@uw-beaver.ARPA UUCP: {uw-beaver, sun, allegra, sb6, lbl-csam}!fluke!moriarty <*> DISCLAIMER: Do what you want with me, but leave my employers alone! <*>