moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) (12/20/85)
[Credits roll for Young Sherlock II: The Wrath of Moriarty]
SUMMARY:
Film opens with a windy sea-side road north of LA. Present-day
setting. A silver Porche is driving south on the higway at a reasonable
speed. The driver behind the wheel is screenwriter Chris Columbus.
Suddenly, his left front tire explodes, obviously due to a shot from a
well-aimed air gun. The car careens off the side of the highway, off a
cliff, and explodes in flames.
[Titles appear on screen: "CAN YOU GUESS WHODUNIT?"]
Snicker, Snicker...
"The man pervades London, and no one has heard of him."
Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
ARPA: fluke!moriarty@uw-beaver.ARPA
UUCP: {uw-beaver, sun, allegra, sb6, lbl-csam}!fluke!moriarty
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