[net.music] I've had it with you-know-who

todd@scirtp.UUCP (Todd Jones) (10/29/85)

When I was 14, I had a passion for the band "Yes." If I had access
to a net.music forum (God forbid) I would have undoubtedly have spewed
forth the virtues of Steve Howe, Rick Wakeman, etc... until everyone
else on the net was so sick of it they puked and sent me the collected
drippings.

14 years later I am no longer a Yes fan (Thank God!), but I have my
pet bands (XTC, Eno, Gabriel, Zappa, Prince, Pere Ubu, etc...).
Despite the obnoxious nature of many of my postings, I try to at least
extend the courtesy of not overstating the grooviness of any given
performer over and over and over and over and over and over again.

What I'm trying to say is this:

Doug Alan-

Believe it or not, we are beginning to understand that you have a
weakness for Kate Bush. We know, finally, that you think she is the
snazziest, neat-o-iest, most inovative thang on the planet. 

Why do insist on repeating your adulation of Kate Bush? Your other
articles that provide information on obscure artists are informed
and very helpful, primarily because they provide information that
is not readily available. Your Kate Bush postings are repetitive,
sychophantic, and don't provide anyone with information that will
assist them in any record-buying or concert-going decisions. Many
people have admitted they bought "The Dreaming" because of your
rabid support for KB only to find the record wasn't to their liking.
I agree with the gist of your opinions of KB (though I wouldn't die
for her) but I find the information content of your latest n-3
articles on KB to be informationally vacant. Give us a break.

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P.S. If you don't stop, I'll start flooding the net to discuss my former
band, the X-Teens, and my new band 4 Who Dared. How's that for a threat?

rlr@pyuxd.UUCP (Rich Rosen) (10/31/85)

> When I was 14, I had a passion for the band "Yes." If I had access
> to a net.music forum (God forbid) I would have undoubtedly have spewed
> forth the virtues of Steve Howe, Rick Wakeman, etc... until everyone
> else on the net was so sick of it they puked and sent me the collected
> drippings.  [TODD JONES]

Imagine the fact that there are still people alive today (who post to the
net in fact) who consider Yes (and Rick Walkman!!) to be the "cutting edge",
even though their version of "progressive" rock is no longer progressive
in any sense of the word (tell THAT to a Rush fan, though!).  I find that
kind of strange, like calling Renaissance painting "progressive" because
four or five hundred years ago IT was the "cutting edge"...  Not that Yes
(and their ilk) WEREN'T progressive in some sense of the word or that they
didn't make great music (I might have dwarfed your own adulatory feelings for
Yes).  But to assert that they are now (after the advent of 90125) strikes me
as preposterous.  (Mind you, "Close to the Edge" is still on my desert island
list, somewhere...)

> 14 years later I am no longer a Yes fan (Thank God!),

Why "thank God"?  (Religious assumptions notwithstanding)  There's nothing
wrong in liking "old" music (hell, I like music plenty older than Yes by a long
shot).  The fact that it's no longer at that Leading Edge of progressivity
doesn't make it not worth listening to.

> but I have my pet bands (XTC, Eno, Gabriel, Zappa, Prince, Pere Ubu, etc.).

And I'm sure a lot of ex-Yes freaks share many of those newer pet bands
in common (myself included).  I often wonder what other progressive rock
mavens find to be their favorite bands today.  (Some are still stuck in the
past, but more than a few have popped up here with some examples like those
you've mentioned.)  I keep hearing Tears for Fears getting compared to Yes
by critics and DJs, and I think they share a lot of composing mentality
with Yes, but I wonder if ex-Yes freaks think the comparison is valid in
any way.

In any case, here is some interesting food for thought:  Who will be the first
big band hit by the rock ratings affair?  One possibility:  Yes.

Examples:

Profanity:  The end of "Roundabout" contains the voice of someone saying "Fuck
		you" in opposite channels.

Satanism/Witchcraft:  Their most famous album, "Close to the Edge" begins with
		the words "A seasoned witch can call you from the depths of
		your disgrace..."

Violence:  ... and the words that follow are "and re-arrange your liver to a
		solid mental place"  (this means "stick your bodily organs
		upside yo' head" in "street lingo"  ---Sen. Paula Hawkins)

Sex:  "All com-plete in the sight of seeds of life with you" (according to
		Tipper Gore, this means "wanna f-u-c-k you, make you inhale my
		anal vapor")

Anti-Christian values:  "Sad preacher nailed upon the coloured door of time,
		insane teacher..." (obviously a veiled derogatory reference
		to Christ)

Glorification of suicide:  the video for "Loner of an Only Heart" depicts a
		man jumping off of a building in an obviously humanist way
		(how one jumps off a building in an obviously humanist way
		is beyond me...)

How much you wanna bet...
-- 
Life is complex.  It has real and imaginary parts.
					Rich Rosen  ihnp4!pyuxd!rlr