aka779 (11/02/82)
While I'm on a roll, here, folks (roll of printer paper, that is), I'll drapp another Circle of Janus/It's NOt OUr Fault Players production on yez, namely from UP THE CREEK again. [tune: If Ever I Should Leave You] IF EVER I LEAVE SF copyright 1981 by Arlan Keith Andrews, Sr. If ever I leave SF It wouldn't be the fanzines 'Cause a life without fanzines Would be too damn dull-- No inkstains on my fingers No APAs and no news No controversial letters No airing of my views. And if ever I leave SF It couldn't be the prozines NOt reading all the prozines would make me sad-- Can't do without my OMNI Couldn't drop my ANALOG And without my F and SF Evey day would be a dog. And if ever I leave SF It couldn't be the movies Cause a life without movies Just would not do! I love to watch the Jeddis Fobidden Planet and the Apes And George Pal's latenight features On my viedo tapes. And if ever I leave SF It would not be conventions For SF conventions Are always a ball-- The parties and the panels And the trashing of the halls-- No, I could never GAFIATE! NO, not at all! Folk, there are many others. Flame on or forevever read these pieces. By the way, ANALOG is asking for ANLAB nominations. Anybody read the July1982 issue...Hmmm? --Arlan Andrews, Indy