[net.music] Review of Bern Nelson I'M CHANGIN

pmr@drutx.UUCP (Rastocny) (07/09/84)

Hi there fans.  It's time to try my hand at record reviews.  For those
of you who have been faithfully following my high-end audio articles, I
will be as objective about record reviews as I was for equipment
reviews.  First, let me explain my ratings scale.  I evaluate discs in
two categories: 1) performance, and 2) recording excellence.  I rate
each category on a scale from 0 through 10, no fractions.  I consider
the average off-the-shelf 33 1/3 disc a 4.  If you buy a disc I
rate at a performance level of 5 or more, it will be a sonic delight.
If you buy a disc I rate at a recording level of 7 or more, some
stereos may have difficulty playing the record and throw the arm right
out of the groove.

Since there's no way to compare Luciano Pavarotti to Barbra Streisand,
I rate each musical type against other recordings of the same type.
I'm also the toughest reviewer I know.  Here are a few examples of my
ratings in the rock category to let you more fully understand my biases.

			   Performance	    Recording

Kim Carnes, "Mistaken
Identity," EMI SO-17052		7		6

Michael Jackson, "Thriller,"
Epic QE 38112			8		7

Alan Parson, "I Robot,"
Arista 7002			8		5

George Winston, "December,"
Windham Hill C-1025		6		7


I received an advanced copy from a new label called Wandering Eye
Records.  This is the first disc from this company and it's pretty
good too.  The name of it is "I'm Changin'" featuring a new artist,
Bern Nelson.  This 45 was mixed poorly but performed well.  The
two cuts are the title track and another called "You Turn Me On."
Both songs are upbeat soft rock with a style similar to the mature
sound of Devo.

(Soft rock, he says?  Devo is soft rock?).

Please let me explain.  I said the style, that is the instrumental
arrangement and execution, has overtones of this group.  The start of
both cuts begins with much the same flair and attraction that the
potato-head group has.

But that all changes when Bern begins to sing.  His voice is a little
rough and inexperienced, but it reminds me of early Billy Joel.  It
also has the same appeal that Peter Allen had about two years ago in
his uncanny melodic execution of verse.  The vocals are mixed too low
and the lead guitar is too loud, but the songs are catchy and I found
myself humming the melody and tapping my foot after listening to them
just twice.  (I listen to each piece at a background level and again at
a serious listening level.)

I don't think that "I'm Changin'" will reach the top ten, but I think
it's definitely top 40 material.  With time, Bern will become an
accomplished entertainer and if this one makes it, I'm sure you'll be
seeing (hearing?) a lot more of him real soon.  So as for the ratings:

			   Performance	    Recording

Bern Nelson, "I'm Changin'"
Wandering Eye Records,
WER-1001			4		1

Since Bern is currently negotiating with a major record label, this
disc may soon become a collector's item.  If you're interrested in
getting a copy, contact:

		Wandering Eye Records
		Rocky Mountain Region
		P.O. Box 33602
		Northglenn, CO  80233

Coming soon..."Flim & the BBs."

		Yours for higher fidelity,
		Phil Rastocny
		..!drutx!pmr
		AT&T-ISL
		Room 31D39
		Denver, CO 80234.

michaelf@ism780.UUCP (07/13/84)

#R:drutx:-57900:ism780:20500010:000:120
ism780!michaelf    Jul 12 13:10:00 1984







	 How would you rate Jean Michael Jarre's (sic) EQUINOX album?
       This would have to get double tens from me.

pmr@drutx.UUCP (Rastocny) (07/18/84)

How do I rate J.M. Jarre?  Remember, I'm the toughest reviewer you'll
ever read.  Jarre has produced two very fine albums to date.  The rest
of them are mediocre in comparison.  The mixing effects and musical
content of the top two are close to genius.  What happened afterwards
is speculative.  Some people think that contractual obligations forced
Jarre into producing records ahead of their time and as a result the
total quality suffered.  Others think that Jarre was becoming too
popular and the pressures of success paid its toll.  Still others think
that all of his stuff is great and there has been no change in the
quality.  I just don't know what the reason is, but I feel Jarre could
be performing and producing better material.  So as for the top two
Jarre ratings:

			Performance   Recording
J.M. Jarre, "Equinoxe"
Polydor	PD-1-6175	     8		  6

J.M. Jarre, "Oxygene"
Polydor	PD-1-6112	     8		  7

		Yours for higher fidelity,
		Phil Rastocny
		AT&T-ISL
		..!drutx!pmr