[net.sf-lovers] Freedman's Dark Crystal review

SSteinberg.SoftArts@MIT-MULTICS (12/29/82)

I can't believe that Freedman even saw the movie...his review
was so full of mistatements and crocks.

1.  Aughra was female. Was I the only one who noticed her
sagging, braless breasts?

2.  Aughra only showed the "planetarium" (actually, according to
her, "universarium" would fit better) to Jen. Kira didn't even
show up until later.

3.  The Garthim were more lobsters than roaches (obviously,
Freedman does not live anywhere near the east coast, where such
a parallel would be hard to miss).

4.  Jen and Kira, atop landstriders, ATTACKED the Garthim, they
weren't CHASED by them. They went in to free a basket full of
Podpeople.

(PS to moderator, I don't think this constitutes anywhere near a
spoiler).

Beyond anger at a reviewer who doesn't even pay attention to the
movie:  I thought Dark Crystal was one of the most fascinating
movies I have ever seen, visually (akin to  Bladerunner that
way). The plot is thin....you see one quest, you've seen them
all. Of all the characters, our heros (the Gelflings) are the
weakest. They show little facial expression and have some of the
dumbest dialogue going.  The Skeksis, on the other hand, were
immensely interesting. As in the movie "Popeye", there is an
AWFUL lot going on during scenes with the Skeksis, mutterings
and imprecations and discussions and other interesting stuff
(including somebody saying "What the bloody hell?" in one
scene...can you find it?). These made it worth going back to a
second time (I have seen it twice in two days....)

Just to WATCH, this movie is worth sitting through a dull plot.
There are great things wandering around all over, and lots of
little details to pay attention to. And the world appears to be
interally consistent (ecologically) as well!

I highly recommend this movie to SEE. and SEE. and SEE. The more
you look, the more you find worth watching. And it is the most
texturally interesting movie I have ever watched.