kaufman@uiucdcs.UUCP (kaufman ) (02/12/84)
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uiucdcs!kaufman Feb 10 10:38:00 1984
Let's not forget the worst man-in-bear-suit costume. The polar bear the kids
ran into was even more pitiful than the grizzly (?) in that fine BOMB of last
year - HERCULES (you remember, where they rapidly switch between scenes of a
snarling bear and those of a guy in a (different colored!) bear suit wrestling
Lou Ferrigno (who despite his deafness was the most articulate member of the
cast)). Anyway, the bear in SCCTM looked like it hadn't eaten in a month.
Perhaps these are the two worst movies I've ever seen - I haven't yet had the
privilege to see the immortal Plan Nine.
By the way, before any of you have me committed, I only spent a total of $2 on
those beauties.
Pardon me for parenthesizing.
Ken "couldn't bear it any longer" Kaufman
(...!uiucdcs!kaufman)